Mythbusters (red head)

[tanklizard]

Ahh, redheads...

How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something

How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds

How many men does it take to please a redhead?
How many you got?

Good girls go to heaven, Redheads go where ever they damn well please.

Upon entering the confessional, a young redhead spilled the beans, admitting: "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me -- seven times." The priest thought long and hard, then said, "Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass, then drink it." The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?" The priest said, "No, but it will wipe the smile off your face."




Little Red Riding Hood was getting ready to go and visit her grandmother in the forest and her mother said: "You'd better not go out tonight Little Red Riding Hood because the big bad wolf's out and you know what he'll do. He'll lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and screw your little red socks off."

But Little Red Riding Hood pulled out a shotgun and said: "Don't worry Mum, I've got it covered."

So she was walking through the forest when she came across the three little pigs. One of them ran out of the brick house and said, "You shouldn't be out tonight Little RedRiding Hood! The big bad wolf's out and you know what he'll do if he catches you. He'll lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and screw your little red socks off."

So she pulled out the shotgun and said: "Don't worry boys. Got it covered!"

As she continued through the forest she came across the big bad wolf and he said: "You shouldn't have come out tonight Little Red Riding Hood because you know what I'm going to do. I'm going to lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and screw your little red socks off."

So she lifted up her little red dress, pulled down her little red panties, lay down on her back with her legs apart, pointed the shotgun at him and said "NO! You're going to eat me like the book says."

[Karsun]

Originally Posted by tanklizard

Ahh, redheads...

How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something

How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds

I think my husband would agree with these. Once, he had some redhead jokes and wouldn't send them to me thinking I'd get pissed off.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

My 2nd wife was a REAL NATURAL RED HEAD..

DAM SHE WAS HOT but "LOONY as a RABID DOG"

i still miss the good times..........................

[Adam in CO]

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky

My 2nd wife was a REAL NATURAL RED HEAD..

DAM SHE WAS HOT but "LOONY as a RABID DOG"

i still miss the good times..........................

The cute ones always are. You just gotta suck it up and deal with it.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

The cute ones always are. You just gotta suck it up and deal with it.

noooooooooooooo!!!!!!

she use to carry a double edge razor blade in her purse.........

I did not want to be BOBBIT #2

[SnakeH2]

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky

noooooooooooooo!!!!!!

she use to carry a double edge razor blade in her purse.........

I did not want to be BOBBIT #2

Agree. Time to move on when you fear that!

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Originally Posted by SnakeH2

Agree. Time to move on when you fear that!

and now we're better friends then before and laugh about the past when we talk, but i'm happy she lives up north in the snow belt...

let that other SOB worry at night when he's asleep...

[bparker]