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Now that I think about it....... there's no way he wipes. He's got that big round torso and those short T-Rex arms. No way he can reach.
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Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
What about with a luffa?
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Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
Speaking of luffa...tell the old lady you like her luffa...then tell her you like the way it feels on your nuts....
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Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
What's a luffa?
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The sponge thingy that women are always showering with....
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The sponge thingy that women are always showering with....
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Hahaha! I think we have one of them.
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Hahaha! I think we have one of them.
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Yeah you'll have one of those priceless moments if you nonchalantly tell her that you like the way it scratches your ass clean when you're not feeling so fresh....
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Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
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I bet he meant a loofa.
Edited to add: sorry ssgharkness, I think I have attempted to correct you twice tonight and I apologize. I swear I'm not an egotistical spelling freak. I promise. Anyway, we were both right on the first one so that doesn't count.
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What's a loofa?
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The sponge thingy that women are always showering with....
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Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
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Oh hell, I'm worse! It's a loofah. I have been twice tonight! That's what I get. Here's a loofah:
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Speaking of luffa...tell the old lady you like her luffa...then tell her you like the way it feels on your nuts....
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Did that, she threw it out. 
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