dbh2 & Douchebag Convention?

[Mr. I - Man]

According to his website, the following was the best day of this losers life:

I keep changing moments, but here is one that came to mind recently.
I grew up in a small town in Florida. When I was 12, the local firefighters took a bunch of us kids down to Miami to see a football game. We had the nosebleed seats at the very top of the stadium; we could actually look over our shoulders and see the parking lot down below.
Everyone had been given these programs made of a heavy glossy card stock; lots of people were folding them into paper airplanes and tossing them down to see how far they would go.
I spent quite a bit of time folding my plane, making sure it was perfectly symmetrical. Then I gave it a toss.
It curved, soared, and caught some sort of current making it over the first tier. As it kept going, more people started to notice it, pointing it out to other people.
The plane kept curving, and doing tricks; when it did a flip, you could tell how many people were watching it by the audible "ooooh."
Soon it felt like everyone in the stadium was watching it. As it got closer and closer to the field, people started cheering the plane on.
Then it flew across the entire field, right over the players heads. The entire stadium went nuts and actually gave the plane a standing ovation!
Best moment ever.
The firefighters and my friends all gave me high fives. It was totally unexpected and totally awesome.

Stick to fvcking paper planes junior.

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