Dog or Wife???

[Yetti]

Fourteen reasons why men shouldhave dogs and not wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

True, but what kind of "Suprises" Have they made for you?

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

My dog is Named "Porkchop" if pretty hard to twist that one up unless were cooking and she would be under my feet anyways.


3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

Mine leaves those half eatten rawhide bones all over, once they re stiffin up they are like razor sharp trail grenades in the dark.


4. A dog's parents never visit.

I'm thinking thats a good thing. the rabbits in my yard could deal with that many beagle mixes in the yard.


5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

mine just ignores me anyways unless I have food.


6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

I have to say your wrong. mine will get up for the words "Squrriel, Bunny,Chuck(our neighbor), and Sister(my Daughter). aside from that she will barely lift an eyebrow when you say outside or walk.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

its even funnier to see her trying to get the bit out of the bottom of the bottles laying in the yard.


8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

Mine is up for that any time its not raining, she won't even chase squrreils in the rain.


9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'

Dunno, I get the wake ups to go out about 4:00 am to go out and go pee.


10. If a dog has babies, you put an ad in the paper and give them away.

yea she could have, but that issue was "Fixed"


11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

so far "porkchop" has destroied about 15 collars. she wiggles out of them and eats everything but her rabies tag


12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

its interesting to the point the dog won't leave you alone till the smell wears off or she gets bored.


13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

mine loves to ride in anything, sleds, tractors, quads, and garden carts...lazy bitch.


And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

No she has already eatten most of it.