Hummer Attacks by Jealous non-owners

[Tornadough]

I work in San Francisco. I get this stuff all the time.

I've been called an Earth Murder. Screamed it at me rather.
My rig has been goobered on several times.
Somebody wrote 'I Suck' in white paint on the passenger side front fender.
While parked in the mission sombody broke off the driver mirror. Just the mirror piece, coke head?

I used to get the bird a lot. Haven't in a while though.
I think you get more enraged hate when you bling it out (mine is).

I get x100 more compliments than hate and to be honest I just don't care. I love the truck.