Hummer Attacks by Jealous non-owners

[PaHumBug]

I had my tailgate keyed to the metal on each side of the license plate, about the size of a volleyball. Since then no damage but have had a few people give me the finger. I think the best response is to give them the hippie peace two finger sign. I'm sure it enrages them.

[Optimizer]

People are only going to get pissed if they are jealous or have some other mental issues going on. I live in NC and parked in the back of a parking lot one day, no other cars around for 40 spaces. When I came out someone had spit all over it.

Then I parked in the back of another parking lot with about 70 FREE spaces between other cars...... nothing around anywhere. I parked it in the middle of two lanes (oopsie). Came back out to a sticky note :Learn to park ******* and move back up North"

I always laugh it off..... nothing I can't fix. Just really sad to think of the sorry individual that took the time out of their day to do something like that. Maybe they should take the time to help someone in need?

BTW about the HYBRID emblems...... what a great idea. That would be pretty funny.

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[kalantar]

When a hater gets the balls to approach me (I am intimidating in person)and asks/makes a smart ass remark about the MPG on the Hummer. I tell them nto to worry, it eats less gas than my Lamborghini
Once they realize I am serious they are usually speechless....

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

I'm glad I live in a small rural state, Arkansas. Everyone is to busy dealing with a tornado to worry about how much gas anything burns. Plus with all the pickup trucks they know the truth about what mpg they get versus an H2.

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