Attn: Dennis not for kids

[Marcmedic]

Originally Posted by BKLYNH2

Yes, I'm sorry to tell you that she has some awful makeup trying to hide just how nasty her ugly face is. Her face is so horrendously fugly that to gaze upon it, even in the most wonderful throes of extascy (which would never happen because I'm sure I'd have to look at that god awful ugly face first, unless she just happened to back up to me bare ass naked) I would be so sickened by the nastiness emanating from above her neck that I would most certainly puke all over said nastiness, which would, to some extent, improve the horrible ugliness that I had been so unfortunate as to gaze upon. She is not merely a two bagger, she needs 3 bags and a steel drum over her face. Preferring to pass on any charms which you may chose to imbue her with due to the wart sitting above her shoulders shouldn't call into question my sexuality, but instead confirm that I like to keep it within my own species.
Is that your girlfriend? Sorry to hear, fud. Did you buy her that dress at the dollar store? I'm sure she was glad to get out of her cage for a classy event like that. Anyway if that's what you like - have at it.

Ever hear of doggystyle in the dark?