Freak out your wife

[KenP]

How to freak out your germaphobic wife? Here's how.

Take your 5 yr old, precious daughter, to Golden Corral and let her use the men's room to poop.

Then tell your wife about it in the very best way possible.

Start with the fact the girl had to poop in a public restroom.

Follow it with the story of the paper falling on the floor, rolling around, and her precious daughter crawling around to get it in her dress pulled up around her waist.

Don't forget to mention the beautiful girl SAT on the toilet and let the wife know there's no telling what the dress was resting on while the little one was sitting on the men's seat.

That should about do it.

Here it created such a buzz, the little one was quickly wisked off to the bathroom for a thorough scrubbing.