True Story

[h2co-pilot]

Originally posted by BlingBlingH2:
yo mang, dem H3 are trash just like dem H2's and shizz. its like dis yo, moms and pops Hummer have son and da name him H1. den one-day moms and pops hummer get a divorce yo. pops hummer gets remarried and has two douche bag kids named h2, and h3. pops hummer knows dat dah hummer name has street cred so he gives da family name to his new kids. dem h2’s and h3’s got dah hummer name but da aint got dah real hummer genetics bro. You foolz keep buyn dem SCAT filled GM Hummers, sweet mang.

Yo mang, iz like dis: pops hummer divorced ma hummer cause ma found out he was skrate trippin wit some cheap azz ho. Dey call her da Tahoe- cuz she tall lyga wookie. Who gay him sum dizeasaz from hittin da skinzaz ery nite that stawted 2 Blazer. So you take yo beetlejuice lookin' funky azz back to da skreet- skeet skeet mutha ****a!