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Re: Presidential Address Tonight
To All My Valued Employees,
For the first time in the history of our company, Money Talks, Bullsh!t Walks, we're going to have to make cuts not only in our manufacturing of Bulls!t, but also our workforce. I'm sorry it's come to this. The first people to go will be anyone with an Obama sticker on their car in Bullsh!t Walks parking lot.
However, anyone parked in the Money Talks lot will be spared until we can get a slice of the stimulus package.
Signed, THE BOSS
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it
Re: Presidential Address Tonight
Unless you own one, not many understand that the analogy of the "attached at the hip special needs child" as it relates to a business.
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2008 H2 Lux Series, Slate Blue, everything but the air suspension - sold
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