Hummer on front page of USA Today News Section

[HummerJim]

You're just a young'un, Hummer Mann! I'm in my 70s and I'm just happy I can still get in my H2 without using the step bar (I am 6 ft 5 though). So can my wife. I bought my H2 because unless you have a 4 X 4 with aggressive tires, you're not going to visit me at the Lake of the Ozarks in the snow or when it rains. I've had over a dozen 4 x 4s in my life - and the H2 is BY FAR my favorite.
Funny thing Hummer Mann, I had an H3 and I got the H2 partially as a reward for beating CA, the fact it could haul more in it, but mostly because of what it could do and still ride well on the highway and in town - YEP, I have a trick back too, and if I ever wake up in the morning and it doesn't hurt somewhere, I'll know I'm dead.
I almost bought an H1 Alpha from Lynch, but after he saw me get in for a test drive and ew and ah, he looked me in the eye and said you're going to be much happier in an H2 and so will your back, but if you still want to test drive it........
As I approach the twilight of my years, I'm just glad I got to own and drive an H2 and I'm keeping mine for along time.