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Last evening I was involved serving a warrant.. The guy turned out to be over 6'4 and 300lbs.. They said he was mouthing off and threaten to beat the crap out of every officer on the scene. I responded to an officer needs assistance call. He was hanging on to a big stick and yelling.. I pulled up in the front yard with the H2. As I'm getting out the big bastard starts to yell at me.. I thought is was more of the same.. But he was yelling.. "Hummer Cpo if you arrest me do I get to ride to jail in the Hummer!.. really man I'll go with you I ain't never been able to ride in no hummer, will you arrest me instead of these guys!" Wth a straight face I told him sure, put to sets of cuffs on him ( one set of cuffs would fit around the big bastard,. told him I had to pput him in the wagon while I moved the seats around in the hummer for him. He got in the wagon as happy as a Sailor in a french whore house. They tell me he almost cryed as I drove away.
H2's bring can bring happiness in very strange ways.
Happy Holidays
Mike
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12-19-2003, 05:31 PM
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Last evening I was involved serving a warrant.. The guy turned out to be over 6'4 and 300lbs.. They said he was mouthing off and threaten to beat the crap out of every officer on the scene. I responded to an officer needs assistance call. He was hanging on to a big stick and yelling.. I pulled up in the front yard with the H2. As I'm getting out the big bastard starts to yell at me.. I thought is was more of the same.. But he was yelling.. "Hummer Cpo if you arrest me do I get to ride to jail in the Hummer!.. really man I'll go with you I ain't never been able to ride in no hummer, will you arrest me instead of these guys!" Wth a straight face I told him sure, put to sets of cuffs on him ( one set of cuffs would fit around the big bastard,. told him I had to pput him in the wagon while I moved the seats around in the hummer for him. He got in the wagon as happy as a Sailor in a french whore house. They tell me he almost cryed as I drove away.
H2's bring can bring happiness in very strange ways.
Happy Holidays
Mike
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12-19-2003, 05:34 PM
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You lying bastard! Good job! 
Yes, this is my truck. No, I will NOT help you move.
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12-19-2003, 05:53 PM
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You sack of sh!t!!! Good holiday story. 
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12-19-2003, 10:07 PM
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Thanks I think.. Sorry We didn't take pictures. Oh well life goes on. Sorry I didn't get the a picture of the guy last year that weighed in at over 600lbs we had a warrant on.. THey had to call out for a Ryder truck with a lift to take him to Jail. Sorry no picture Sorry no picture from last month of the guy who hung himself, no picture of the upside down beer truck.. But then again I don't care.
Happy holidays
Mike<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by R2:
You sack of sh!t!!! Good holiday story.
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12-19-2003, 11:06 PM
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I always love a good cop story. Even if you are a lying bastard
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12-19-2003, 11:52 PM
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You are such a fibber. I can't wait to hear your fishing stories. I'm sure you've got some whoppers. |
12-20-2003, 06:17 AM
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Uh...let me give it a shot:
You...uh...rat-bastard!! You are so full of it that you desperately need a laxative and to repeatedly watch episodes of Oprah!!!!
Happy Holidays, great story!!
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12-20-2003, 07:16 AM
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I was going to say that he's so full of **** that he squeaks but decided to just call him a fibber. Is Center rotund? Because I'd give him a free upgrade to big fat fibber.
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12-20-2003, 11:22 AM
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I'm done
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12-20-2003, 02:28 PM
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I don't know what's not to believe in Center's story, sounds perfectly real to me. Center has been totally straightforward, I enjoy reading his comments.
Center, don't let what 2 said bother you, confident tough guys don't get tangled in kid's spitting contest and they don't walk away.
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12-20-2003, 02:49 PM
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Good story. You know how in some states like Maine that get lots of snow they have Chevy Blazers as cop cars. I wonder if anywhere they'd use Hummers?? Probably too expensive.
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12-20-2003, 03:16 PM
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Most folks take strong exception to being called a liar. 
I for one believed his story. I can't remember any posts by Mike that would lead me to question his honesty.
Sorry to see you go Mike.
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12-20-2003, 04:27 PM
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Hell Klaus I'm not going anywhere.. I just wasn't going to discuss it anymore.. It was true.. if some do not believe it.. I really don't care.. Our county has approx 1200 runs a day.. There isn't a day that goes by that something weird or funny happens.. I jsut happen to be in one of them.
Mike
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12-20-2003, 04:52 PM
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CentDawg,
Ya know we'z just giving you a load of shizzle. So crack open a 40 and chill, ma nizzle.
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12-20-2003, 05:15 PM
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Bullet nosed Snoop dawg is back!!! Yo Homo! Er, I mean Homie...
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12-20-2003, 05:29 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MAC:
I don't know what's not to believe in Center's story, sounds perfectly real to me. Center has been totally straightforward, I enjoy reading his comments.
Center, don't let what 2 said bother you, confident tough guys don't get tangled in kid's spitting contest and they don't walk away.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
MAC/Klaus, I don't think they meant that Center was lying about the story, but that he had lied to the criminal about riding in the H2.
Great story you big bag of crap! 
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12-20-2003, 06:13 PM
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Yeah, Center is a liar because he lied to the stupid criminal.
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12-20-2003, 06:33 PM
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You have to read between the lines. Nobody is really doubting the story...he's just being teased like an old buddy.
There is one point to be made...people who less frequent the site may misinterpret the humor
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