I got the finger for the first time today.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
I saw the topic,
I thought you were gonna talk about your date. Then I realized you're a guy. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

He still could have gotten the "shocker" from some evil twisted sicko chick.

RHR, you just learn to smile and shake your head at them like they're little kids that just pee'd their pants.

Lately, if I someone is flipping me off as they're coming towards me and have made the mistake of giving me too much time to react(I love this part) I swerve at them. The look on their faces(there have been about 15-20 so far) is absolutely priceless. I'm sure that a couple of them made pudding in their holey undies. At the very least they dribbled a few drops of whiz.
I wish I had some kind of camera (like a red light camera) that was trigger activated so I could catch some of their faces.
The genetically defective ones that flip me off while along side of me get the old escort to the side of the road/into oncoming traffic/ to the guardrail/etc. With my new & improved rock rails there's no chance of them touching my doors. And when I have the Iroks on it's like having a couple of fender shredders on. I haven't actually been able to do any body damage to them yet, but I keep wishing.