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[Tully]

get a gun...'They're coming right for me!!'

i've gotten nasty looks and one pair of women ( both with VERY short hair <nudge nudge> today actually were in a small SUV ( RAV4 I think ) with a bumper sticker that said something like 'Tree hugging Dirt Worshipers'...the woman took one look at my rig and started shaking her head...so i sped up to get side by side w/ them again ( ok, so I antoganized a bit ) and then she looked at my car and started mouthing 'why why why' my girlfriend and i looked at eachother and just started laughing out loud at her...if i knew where the camera was, I would have taken it out and taken a picture of her ( that REALLY makes people uncomfortable ) they also lots of rainbow stickers on their windows...so much for the fantasy...made for a good laugh though...

at another stop during our trip a black guy yelled at me while I was filling my rig with Gas "HEY HUMMER" not thrilled w/ his presentation, I turned to look at him... "WHAT KIND OF GAS MILEAGE THAT THING GET"....told him about 12 miles a gallon and a near-bye woman in a Ford Explorer Sport quickly said "Really, WOW, I get about 14" that was the end of that conversation...i smiled and said "Yeah, reputation is worse than the reality" two more educated humans DO exist!

I try to show and tell as much as people are interested in....seems as though ignorance gives it a bad name...but once they get a close enounter they quickly change their minds...I've even throw the keys at a few people ( friends/family of course ) who were skepticle and jumped in the passenger seat..."tell me when you think" needless to say they wanted one afterwards...who wouldn't!!!! ugh...ignorance...

ive thought up a bunch of responses for what i figured people who say about my new baby, but haven't had to use any yet ( thank god )...but pray to Allah to the first M*@#%@#F@#%@#% who touches my rig, because I take no accountability for my actions

Can you say 'HUMMER TATTOO'

how funny would that be? a tshirt with someones ass sticking out of their jeans w/ the imprint of the hummer grill and 'H U M M E R' in back and blue on their ass....I might goto the print shop with that idea...anyone want one?