my ride

[Adam in CO]

I'm going to try this in both languages:

English:

Hey, genius. You do realize of course, that you're talking to people who have a slightly better education than "highschool dropout", but we are proud that it appears you have not dropped out yet. Stay in school, son. By having this higher education, and greater earning power, we can afford vehicles like this, not just cartoon ones. Perhaps there is a "NSync" or "Backstreet Boys" forum you would prefer. You might find that to be a little more your speed. Anyway, stay in school, and maybe you can be one of the upper crust, laughing at people like you are being laughed at now.

Ebonics:

Hey, genius. You do realize o' course, dat ya jivin' ta peeps who gots uh slightly bettah education than "highschool dropout", but we's iz proud dat it appears ya gots not dropped out yet. Stay in school, son. By havin' dis here higher education, an' greater earning power, we's can afford vehicles like dis here, not just cartoon ones. Perhaps dere iz uh "NSync" or "Backstreet Boys" forum ya would prefer. You might find dat ta be uh little mo' yo' speed. Anyway, stay in skoo, an' maybe ya can be one o' da upper crust, laughing at peeps like ya iz now. what the **** sup now?