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CNN News Flash,

Washington, DC - In a continuation of expanding vehicle lineups per brand at GM, HUMMER marketing mangers have recently announced that HUMMER will now be producing the "Submarine" model. "The HMMWV was always a model of vehicle first provided to the US Military," said Mike DiGiovanni, HUMMER excecutive "And the new HUMMER "Submarine" model continues that great tradition." The HUMMER "Submarine" will be sold in limited quantities to the US Navy, but look for a smaller, civilian model to be availble to the public as early as 2007.

"Our market research has shown that many luxury consumers are activly seeking a "Submarine" model, and the fact that it is capable of being used by seamen first just carries on the great HUMMER tradition of civilizing the most extreme vehicles in the world." Said HUMMER spokeswoman Heather Hall with visible excitement. "And this HUMMER "Submarine" can go down as far and as long as it wants to."




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