What the heck is this????

[HUMMERDOGG]

It takes a "real" man to admit when they are married to a woman sixty years his senior. I want to say I saw you just the other day on Jerry Springer professing the benefits of being married to a woman who can take out her teeth and gum with the best of them. If you weren't so busy straw-feeding your blue-haired wife, you would have the time to truly comb through the posts at H2 Source and see true abilities of the H2. I might want to add, it's actually your wife with the hairpiece (c'mon spend a little more money and get some color added to that thing) who wishes you were a little more "endowed" and had something more to show for yourself than that pos taco you drive. If you had any sense of style, you'd realize that you really need some 49's to go with that 14" of lift, however, I understand times are tough right now for you since you are too busy buying your wife a Pride Jazzy 1113 motorized wheelchair to get her around. That $4,100 you spent for that thing could've been used to buy yourself some 49" IROK's and some new Weld Wheels. Hell, with the money you saved, you might've even been able to put some spinners on that thing...

And, you might want to go easy on that Schaeffer lite since it's the only thing that keeps you from being sober enough to realize how bad your life is...

TROLL POACHER (I hunt trolls even if it ain't troll hunting season...)

TROLL TAXIDERMIST (For those of you who get to them before I can. I provide this service free of charge...)