FUH2

[RenoMoe]

These ASHHOLES are very poetic as well!!
I would love to see that latest submission entrant flip me off in Reno!!! It would be on!!



Untitled by Vanilla Bean
Your wallet’s fat, your car is rank
**** you and your H2!
Each burst of speed costs half a tank
**** you and your H2!
At each stop sign and traffic light
Regardless if it’s day or night
They’ll mutter “*******” and they’re right
**** you and your H2!



You can’t drive mud, you can’t clear rocks
**** you and your H2!
With Chevy Tahoe frame and shocks
**** you and your H2!
What illness do you suffer from?
Are your aesthetic senses numb?
How does it feel to be so dumb?
**** you and your H2!



If I gave you what you deserve
**** you and your H2!
I’d cut you off and make you swerve
**** you and your H2!
I’d follow you across the land
I’d top your gas tank off with sand
And flip the bird with my free hand
**** you and your H2!



It’s true you are the Tax-break winner
**** you and your H2!
You spent it on ‘roo-bars and Spinners
**** you and your H2!
Full fifty-grand you can omit,
But what remains to show for it?
A four-point-three-ton pile of ****.
**** you and your H2!



Despite my venomous complaint
**** you and your H2!
I’ve got an atom of restraint
**** you and your H2!
I hope this point you haven’t missed
Your car selection makes me pissed
In spite of that I can resist
**** you and your H2!



For 3 or more: the carpool lane
**** you and your H2!
But what if you have half a brain?
**** you and your H2!
You solo drive each day to work
That’s why your friends all joke and smirk
Come Humm on THIS, you ****ing jerk!
**** you and your H2!




Haiku by Tim


Hulking black Hummer
Purchased in rank atonement
small peckered driver