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Old 10-10-2007, 06:00 PM
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Make sure to think about this next time you're in church.
Please note on page 4 under the Clothing/Personal effects list the last item.
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OCTOBER 8--An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs. Aldridge served as the church's pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ." (5 pages)
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Personal Effects: One yellow metal ring intact on left ring finger, one DILDO.




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Read this page first paragraph....Evidence of injury.
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Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ."
No speculation needed - he was engaging in autoerotic asphyxiation. That means he was stimulating himself sexually(masturbation, or in this case, a dildo up his corn hole) and then choking himself to supposedly heighten the experience. I wonder if Jesus will forgive him for this one? Any opinions?
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How exactlly does one hogtie themself?
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Imagine how many sickos are out there in the positions to guide and teach our children. To be sitting in his congregation on Sunday must bring the giggles.
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that is some padded walled crazy as sheat
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Some people are so weird.


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ROFL!! That suit is hilarious!
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WEEEIIIIIIRRRRRRRDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!
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He was just latex allergic.
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The Devil made him do it!
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rubber sensitive.....
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