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I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the forest!
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10-15-2007, 02:45 AM
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I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the forest!
I got one completely. The second on got partially mangled and twitched for a few minutes.
I was screaming like a little girl flapping my arms around at how gross the whole thing was. Tragic stuff.
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10-15-2007, 02:46 AM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the fore
Bleech!
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10-15-2007, 03:29 AM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the forest!
Thanks for sharing! Yuck!!!
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10-15-2007, 03:33 AM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the forest!
did you kill it thats soo sad i feel soo bad.
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the fore
Speaking of mince meat, I am kind of hungry.
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10-15-2007, 06:43 AM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the fore
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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
I got one completely. The second on got partially mangled and twitched for a few minutes.
I was screaming like a little girl flapping my arms around at how gross the whole thing was. Tragic stuff.
Partially mangled??? That's like saying Hillary Roadham is kind of a commie lesbian.
I just closed my eyes and I could see you dancing around like a screaming little fruit.
ps. Why didn't you run over the rest and get it on video?
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10-15-2007, 06:52 AM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the fore
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ps. Why didn't you run over the rest and get it on video?
I would have. But holding the puke in my mouth only to have it come out my nose made my eyes water. So I basically called it a day.
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10-15-2007, 09:25 AM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the forest!
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did you kill it thats soo sad i feel soo bad.
Nah, I think it's going to make it.
Dennis that is so gross!
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10-15-2007, 03:04 PM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the forest!
mmmmmmmmmmmmm ! Rat Sushi !!
You have pics where you're poking their guts ???
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10-15-2007, 07:11 PM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the forest!
As if we needed another reason not to move to Canada....
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10-15-2007, 07:38 PM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the forest!
I didnt know rats lived in the forest
I thought they lived in the getto
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10-15-2007, 09:07 PM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the forest!
You need a mulching attachment for that mower, then you would have had no recognizable parts and your lawn would be well fertillized.
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10-15-2007, 09:45 PM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the forest!
I can't even look at the pics without getting creeped out...ICK!
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10-15-2007, 09:51 PM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the fore
I'm thinking about going to the taxidermist and having the rat's ass stuffed and mounthed on my wall. Is good no?
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10-15-2007, 10:25 PM
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If you can't handle it in here ROCKS you can always go to the ........... Quote:
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I can't even look at the pics without getting creeped out...ICK!
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10-16-2007, 12:57 AM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the fore
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I'm thinking about going to the taxidermist and having the rat's ass stuffed and mounthed on my wall. Is good no?
couldn't give a rats ass what you do with your rats ass.....nice kill though, now you need to paint two rats on the mower with lines through them...three more and you are considered an ace!!!
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10-16-2007, 01:57 AM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the forest!
Makes good RKS...
Road Kill Stew yum yum!!!
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10-16-2007, 02:09 AM
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Re: I was mowing the lawn out back, when all of a sudden two rats ran out of the fore
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couldn't give a rats ass what you do with your rats ass.....nice kill though, now you need to paint two rats on the mower with lines through them...three more and you are considered an ace!!!
haha! Good idea!
Maybe he could take 'em to a taxidermist, mount 'em, and hang 'em on the wall.
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