Top Ten List

[KenP]

Yes, my darling, beautiful wife, who means so much to me sent me this via e-mail.

TOP TEN REASONS WHY YOUR HUSBAND MAY BE A MEMBER OF AN H2 FORUM:

10. He spends a lot of time on the computer and belts out laughing periodically.
9. He takes pictures of your children's toys in weird positions.
8. The name Shaggy is no longer a name from childhood but a possible truck driving drag queen.
7. He refers to people in code names such as Spike, Dirty, hummer man, and Zing.
6. You've tried to figure thousands of combinations of words made with S and B.
5. You have received awkward pictures of animal parts such as squirrel nuts and a whale's penis in forwarded emails from your hubby.
4. Now that you know what an avatar is- you are not happy.
3. He watches downloaded stunt videos with 80's metal and rap songs.
2. Although he might see some perverted pictures you sigh in relief that your not KenP's wife.
1. He recently asked you to pick up some Gold Bond.

Isn't she wonderful.... (insert barf smiley here)