Fun with Telemarketers

[Boss Hoss]

Nobody that knows me calls my house phone so i know its a telemarketer at least 90% of the time. Instead of getting pissed at these people calling me at all times i found a way to have fun. Do not call list? No way, telemarketers are way too much fun.

Ebaumsworld has a list of soundboards...from Judge Judy to Homer Simpson. Next time a telemarketer calls, put your cordless phone on speaker phone, use your desired soundboard and laugh like your a kid!

Dr. Phil
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/drphil1.html

[DDWH]

HA!

I like letting them go through the whole speel....and then say no and then let them go through all the rebuttles and 2nd chance offers, etc......and then say, sorry i don't have a job nor any money so my answer is still NO!

[Klaus]

I have the "disconnected number" SIT tone in the beginning of our answering machine greeting. A free Telezapper if you will. Works great!

http://www.scn.org/~bk269/errorbeeps45.wav

[Dug]

I feel they are wasting my time . So i tell them "Yes i'm interested , just let me grab the other phone. One second" Then i set the phone down on counter and go on with whatever i was doing. I dont know how long they stay online before they hang up , but i feel this is the best way i can get back at them for wasting my time.

[HummBebe]

I know who they are when they pronounce my last name wrong

I immediately interrupt them and ask them to remove us from their "list" and promptly hang up.

[MarK M]

Originally posted by Dug:
I feel they are wasting my time . So i tell them "Yes i'm interested , just let me grab the other phone. One second" Then i set the phone down on counter and go on with whatever i was doing. I dont know how long they stay online before they hang up , but i feel this is the best way i can get back at them for wasting my time.

HA! I do the same!

[GLBLWARMR]

My family runs off cellphones. We don't play the home phone game. We have many quite days cause noone has our number. When I used to get the telemarketer calls I would give the phone to my son and let him deal with them. He would let them go through their deal and say sorry I am just a kid you need to talk to my parents. They would usually hang up.

[Fubar]

Way too fun. I could waste hours just pressing the sound bytes It's kind of cool to press 3 or 4 in rapid succession you can almost listen to it have a conversation with its self.

Originally posted by Boss Hoss:
Nobody that knows me calls my house phone so i know its a telemarketer at least 90% of the time. Instead of getting pissed at these people calling me at all times i found a way to have fun. Do not call list? No way, telemarketers are way too much fun.

Ebaumsworld has a list of soundboards...from Judge Judy to Homer Simpson. Next time a telemarketer calls, put your cordless phone on speaker phone, use your desired soundboard and laugh like your a kid!

Dr. Phil
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/drphil1.html

[DennisAJC]

I talk dirty to them. Like really dirty.

Just make sure they`re not gay or they`ll keep calling back.