Are you prepared?

[KenP]

Better get ready. Chris is aiming at us.

Heat wave, Chris, Iraq, Israel = Oil price spike

Iran and Syria want the price to go up so they'll do their part, too.

000
WTNT33 KNHC 011757
TCPAT3
BULLETIN
TROPICAL STORM CHRIS INTERMEDIATE ADVISORY NUMBER 3A
NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL AL032006
200 PM AST TUE AUG 01 2006

...CHRIS NEARING THE NORTHERNMOST LEEWARD ISLANDS...

A TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR THE ISLANDS OF
ANTIGUA...BARBUDA...ANGUILLA...ST. KITTS...NEVIS...SABA...ST.
EUSTATIUS...ST. BARTHELEMY...ST. MARTIN...AND ST. MAARTEN. A
TROPICAL STORM WARNING MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE
EXPECTED WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN THE NEXT 12 TO 24 HOURS.

A TROPICAL STORM WATCH IS IN EFFECT FOR PUERTO RICO AND THE U.S.
VIRGIN ISLANDS...AND FOR THE BRITISH VIRGIN ISLANDS. A TROPICAL
STORM WATCH MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE
WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN 36 HOURS.

[Fubar]

the sky is falling, run...

[DennisAJC]

Interesting.

[HummerNewbie]

That sum beach better not screw up my weekend!

[KenP]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

Interesting.

You don't have anything to worry about in the great NW. It's us on this coast that get skeerred.

Hey, maybe a Cat 2 could make landfall on the OBX while you all are visiting. Paragon Family and KenP Family sittin' back chillin' saying stuff like, "Darn, all my trees fell," and "This is fun, huh? Want another beer?"

Dennis Family hiding in a closet asking for more flashlights, helmets and Aero bars.

[dеiтайожни]

Originally Posted by HummerNewbie

That sum beach better not screw up my weekend!

It will only make it more fun, plus you might get to use your winch more!

[KenP]

Originally Posted by HummerNewbie

That sum beach better not screw up my weekend!

I missed the weekend a bunch wheeled at Paragon during Ivan.

[HummerNewbie]

Originally Posted by KenP

Hey, maybe a Cat 2 could make landfall on the OBX while you all are visiting. Paragon Family and KenP Family sittin' back chillin' saying stuff like, "Darn, all my trees fell," and "This is fun, huh? Want another beer?"

Dennis Family hiding in a closet asking for more flashlights, helmets and Aero bars.

LMAO...yeah, you get a couple under your belt and the small ones are no big deal

[HummerNewbie]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

It will only make it more fun, plus you might get to use your winch more!

Originally Posted by KenP

I missed the weekend a bunch wheeled at Paragon during Ivan.

Not worried about the wheeling, it's the GF bitching and moaning about me leaving town when there is a storm coming

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by HummerNewbie

Not worried about the wheeling, it's the GF bitching and moaning about me leaving town when there is a storm coming

Tell her it's a romantic getaway.

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by KenP

Dennis Family hiding in a closet asking for more flashlights, helmets and Aero bars.

Wrong. We'd probably be the only ones out there flying kites.

[HummerNewbie]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

Tell her it's a romantic getaway.

I could try that but it probably won't go over too well since she isn't going with me

[dеiтайожни]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

Wrong. We'd probably be the only ones out there flying kites.

The flying kite during a hurricane is supposed to a Polish joke, but I like what you did with it, changing it to Canadians. Nice.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

Wrong. We'd probably be the only ones out there flying kites.

You all are so little you'd blow away and then I'd have too many people to answer to for that.

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

The flying kite during a hurricane is supposed to a Polish joke, but I like what you did with it, changing it to Canadians. Nice.

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by KenP

You all are so little you'd blow away and then I'd have too many people to answer to for that.

We could use Dennis as a kite..................................... stick.

[PARAGON]

Well, there's two options for Chris and I like both of them (personally).

There is a crappy High Pressure system parked in the Gulf that he could come in and Sumo wrestle with and get rid of OR he could Sumo wrestle with it and get bounced up North which would make him make a run for the North Carolina/Tennessee Border by Sunday morning.

j/k call me pissed for not being able to go.

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by KenP

You all are so little you'd blow away and then I'd have too many people to answer to for that.

I think you're only about 15 lbs (I'm at 175) heavier than me right now and my right arm is considerably bigger.

-Meg and CP are about the same.
-The Chazz is at par with Pee-pie.
-Tyler and Taylor are about the same.
-Your Kyle is older than my Kyle so he is bigger.
-You use CPs blanket to rub your nuts, I use The Chazz.
-We're more of a tan color while you guys are more of a pink hue.

Weird huh?

[MarineHawk]

Originally Posted by KenP

You don't have anything to worry about in the great NW. It's us on this coast that get skeerred.

Some of the models have it travelling into the Gulf o' Mejico ( http://thestormtrack.com/images/trop.../model5day.php ). Will it finish off New Orleans?

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

I think you're only about 15 lbs (I'm at 175) heavier than me right now and my right arm is considerably bigger.

-Meg and CP are about the same.
-The Chazz is at par with Pee-pie.
-Tyler and Taylor are about the same.
-Your Kyle is older than my Kyle so he is bigger.
-You use CPs blanket to rub your nuts, I use The Chazz.
-We're more of a tan color while you guys are more of a pink hue.

Weird huh?

-Mrs. is way hotter than Meg or CP
-Mikko, the GSD, takes sh!ts bigger than Chazz or P-pie
-Bailey is just now learning to walk
-Ashton is SUPPOSED to be in dresses
-I scratch my nuts, not rub them
-You're tan, Ken's pink, I'm a redneck