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#1
09-03-2006, 06:20 AM
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What would you do???
Just a hypothetical question...Lets say you were seperated from your significant other. You go out side and find their car in your neighbors driveway. You then see them walk out of the house hand in hand. What would you do next?
A) Confront them
B) Nothing
C) Bring out the new piece of a$$ you've been sleeping with
D) Chase them down the street with no shoes or shirt, wearing superman boxer shorts and carrying a 42 inch samurai sword. And when you finally caught up to them...stab them in their abdomen all the way through, and out the flank.
Believe it or not, someone in KC chose D today...what an idiot.
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09-03-2006, 06:30 AM
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Re: What would you do???
Is choice C, piece as in piece of ass, or piece as in a firearm?
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09-03-2006, 06:35 AM
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Re: What would you do???
Marc,
I'm sure he's just on the rebound. He'll be back, don't worry.
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09-03-2006, 07:14 AM
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Re: What would you do???
Consider it a divorce. The end.
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09-03-2006, 07:15 AM
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Re: What would you do???
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marcmedic
CO, I told you a long time ago that my heart belongs to you...just waiting for a sign.
Sorry cutie, but I love your neighbor's big screen tv.
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#9
09-03-2006, 03:36 PM
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Re: What would you do???
gte video. sue for criminal conversation. sure win
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09-03-2006, 04:13 PM
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Re: What would you do???
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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Sorry cutie, but I love your neighbor's big screen tv.
Then maybe you should stop trying to seduce me by sending me your underwear in the mail and send it to him instead.
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#11
09-03-2006, 07:30 PM
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Re: What would you do???
Need more info ... is the neighbor hot? Is your s.o. bringing her over for a 3-way?
jk, I'm with Steve ... instant divorce, time to sign at the dotted line.
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#12
09-03-2006, 08:04 PM
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Re: What would you do???
Marc, how big was the mess from that? Did they die? What were the stab-ee's wearing?
More details, puhhhleeeze.
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09-04-2006, 12:14 AM
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Re: What would you do???
The stab-ee was wearing jean shorts and no shirt---bunch of prison tatoos.
The stab-er had no shirt, no shoes, and superman boxers
Never saw the 2 women...I'd imagine they didn't have a full set of teeth if you put them together.
Went to surgery. Got his kidney. No a lot of blood on the outside. We could see some intestines when we spread the wound apart. I guess he lost quite a bit of blood internally.
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09-04-2006, 12:33 AM
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Re: What would you do???
Ewwww! That was a good one Marc.
Better than the old ladies with turds, huh?
I would seduce the neighbor and stick it out for a couple of weeks- telling everyone that the SO made us gay.
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09-04-2006, 06:06 AM
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Re: What would you do???
Alright, this thread is worthless.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marcmedic
The stab-ee was wearing jean shorts and no shirt---bunch of prison tatoos.
The stab-er had no shirt, no shoes, and superman boxers
Never saw the 2 women...I'd imagine they didn't have a full set of teeth if you put them together.
Went to surgery. Got his kidney. No a lot of blood on the outside. We could see some intestines when we spread the wound apart. I guess he lost quite a bit of blood internally.
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09-04-2006, 07:26 AM
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Re: What would you do???
Quote:
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...stab them in their abdomen all the way through, and out the flank.
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