Happy People at Starbucks

[JamesT]

These people are making me want to blow chunks. EVery day I play this freakin game.

Happy Person: Good morning, Welcome to StarbuckS. Would you like to try a blah blah blah or how about a blah blah blah?

Me: No, just a coffee.

Happy Person: OK then, how about a orange danish blah blah blah?

Me: No thanks.

Happy Person: Is that all then? Maybe a sandwich for later?

Me: NO!!!...just a coffee.

Happy Person: Thank you. Please drive around to the window. (NO SHIAT...I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU WHAT TO DO NEXT!!!!)

Ahhhhhhhhh......its 5:30 in the freakin morning. If I wanted a danish I'll freaken tell you! Just pour the dambed coffee and STFU!

Oh...and take that tip "box" and cram it up your ars you happy bitch!

Just because you got a college degree in "Humanities or "the Arts" and a stellar job pouring coffee doest give you the right to be so GD happy!

Whewww. I feel better.

[DDWH]

[h2co-pilot]

Tell us how you really feel James.

Geez- go take a poop!

I am nice back and get complimentary stuff.

[usetosellhummer]

Must suck to be around you today

[Adam in CO]

Originally Posted by JamesT

These people are making me want to blow chunks. EVery day I play this freAkin game.

Quit going.

[JamesT]

Originally Posted by Adam in CO

Quit going.

Im addicted...I need that show Intervention to come help me

[Adam in CO]

Funny.

[K9sH3]

James.... lmao

2moro when you go, just tell them what ya told us. You may get a extra something in your coffee for free...

[Hmmm2]

Originally Posted by K9sH3

James.... lmao

2moro when you go, just tell them what ya told us. You may get a extra something in your coffee for free...

[H2 Doberman]

I agree the james! I think they are getting high on their own supply.

[DR EVIL]

James -
I really think you need to have a cup of coffee or somethin before you go to starbucks and start spreadin the hate in the morning.

By the way someone here wants to know what they call their good plates?

[JamesT]

Originally Posted by DR EVIL

James -
I really think you need to have a cup of coffee or somethin before you go to starbucks and start spreadin the hate in the morning.

By the way someone here wants to know what they call their good plates?

I dont know what they call them...it cant be "CHINA" can it?

[Hmmm2]

Originally Posted by JamesT

I dont know what they call them...it cant be "CHINA" can it?

[CO Hummer]

I hear ya James.

But it's better than the fast food restaurants we have here.

COH: I'd like two cheeseburgers, 2 smal fries, 1 chicken nuggets, 2 cokes, 1 mandarin chicked salad, 2 small frosties.

WENDYS Dude: What?


I get that every time. I say my whole order, then the genious says ... "what? can you repeat that".

You think as a drive thru clerk, with only one job in the freakin' world - that is, to take freakin orders - he'd be able to actually listen.

[H2 Doberman]

I'm sure everyone gets this one!

Doberman: Let me get two cheeseburgers and a large coke.

Wait for it..........

Asshat: Do you want fries with that?

Doberman: If I wanted fries I would have freakin ordered them!!

It's not like I forgot that I wanted them.

I like how james pointed out that they tell you to drive around like you don't know where to go

[BKLYNH2]

when i walk into the door at my starbucks, my venti(aka large) coffee is poured by the time i make it to the counter.

by the way those breakfast samiches are pretty damn good too.

try some 'ludes...

[K9sH3]

Originally Posted by Steve - SanJose

try some 'ludes...

SEND ME SOME!!!

[K9sH3]

I agree with James on that tip jar, WTF I want to knock it over.

[BlueTJCO]

You all are going to argue over the service you recieve at a fast food resteraunt........

James......... I'm just glad you didn't come here to ask advice on what to do with an employee that has enraged you........