Happy People at Starbucks

[JamesT]

These people are making me want to blow chunks. EVery day I play this freakin game.

Happy Person: Good morning, Welcome to StarbuckS. Would you like to try a blah blah blah or how about a blah blah blah?

Me: No, just a coffee.

Happy Person: OK then, how about a orange danish blah blah blah?

Me: No thanks.

Happy Person: Is that all then? Maybe a sandwich for later?

Me: NO!!!...just a coffee.

Happy Person: Thank you. Please drive around to the window. (NO SHIAT...I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU WHAT TO DO NEXT!!!!)

Ahhhhhhhhh......its 5:30 in the freakin morning. If I wanted a danish I'll freaken tell you! Just pour the dambed coffee and STFU!

Oh...and take that tip "box" and cram it up your ars you happy bitch!

Just because you got a college degree in "Humanities or "the Arts" and a stellar job pouring coffee doest give you the right to be so GD happy!

Whewww. I feel better.