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Hummer in the Hummer
Last night on my way back from Prescott I got a pleasant surprise my girl friend gave me some head as we drove back down the hill to Phoenix . what I want to know is if she didn't hum does this count as a hummer in a Hummer? 
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No it doesn't. Make her do it again.  |
07-15-2007, 12:27 AM
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I like the way you think ,but I don't know if the center console can take it again .Also I don't have the nerve to ask her to hum .I a'm trying not to get her pissed off ,she's a great cook and I would hate like hell to offend her quite yet .I know I will say or do something stupid sooner or later but I'm trying my best to behave because this sure beats jerking off and TV dinners .  at 56 my options are limited. been marryed and devorced twice and have learned not to be an incosiderate insensitive @sshole where women are concerned.
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this sure beats jerking off and TV dinners
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She is thinking the same thing, well sorta. |
07-15-2007, 03:18 AM
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Thanks for sharing  |
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Re: Hummer in the Hummer
I am not trying to be rude but if you get her in the back side does that mean that its a bummer in a hummer
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07-30-2007, 07:42 PM
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I am not trying to be rude but if you get her in the back side does that mean that its a bummer in a hummer
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No, I think thats called getting "rear-ended" |
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U GUYS CRACK ME UP!!!!!!  |
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Did you give her a dirty sanchez?
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07-30-2007, 11:21 PM
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no back door action for this boy. I would never attempt a Dirty Sanchez ,that is the most degradeing,disgusting,nasty thing I have ever heard of. that is a good way to get shot ,and you would desreve it .
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To answer your question, yes that is indeed a "hummer in a Hummer" unless you put one of those H3s in there 
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no back door action for this boy. I would never attempt a Dirty Sanchez ,that is the most degradeing,disgusting,nasty thing I have ever heard of. that is a good way to get shot ,and you would desreve it .
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You could've given her a jelly donut....At least it doesn't involve feces.
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she is a nice lady and I want to make it work ,so that stuff is out of the question.
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ROAD HEAD FTW!
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Last night on my way back from Prescott I got a pleasant surprise my girl friend gave me some head as we drove back down the hill to Phoenix . what I want to know is if she didn't hum does this count as a hummer in a Hummer? |
this thread is worthless without pics  |
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this thread is worthless without pics |
Why did you wanna see the old mans dic or something????  |
08-02-2007, 08:20 PM
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Old man ,I'm only 56.
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she is a nice lady and I want to make it work ,so that stuff is out of the question.
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think u need hormone replacement therapy UR SOFT DUDE!!! |
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you must be speaking from experience,your problem not mine .mine has no problem what so ever. my attitude is my problem.
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How exactly is it that all the helpful posts in the LU disappear in minutes and this drty little thread has crept along like an infectious whore?
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