Living my next life backwards

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You start out dead and get that out of the way.
You wake up in an old folks' home feeling better each day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy.
You enjoy your retirement, your pension, and golf.
Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so until you are too young and inexperienced.
You go to school, drink beer, party, and get lucky.
You become a child, you play, and have no responsibilities.
As a baby you are loved, cuddled, and people attend to your every need.
For the last 9 months you float peacefully in spa-like conditions and
comfort.
And then -
You finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case.