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Let's all click ont the yellow triangle with the exclamation mark in the bottom righthand corner of any one of H2GayPerson's posts. If enough people ask Jason to ban him, he's toast.
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06-01-2005, 02:38 AM
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06-01-2005, 02:39 AM
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Phew good thing my name is H2GuyPerson that H2GayPerson has it coming.. I mean the way he's forced to stick up for himself from all the jealous flaming board members that are in FlowerTower's little brown nosing crew.
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06-01-2005, 03:10 AM
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Since its getting to be summertime again, I think we need revisit the Gold Bond subject once more. I need to get all of the colors and application ways figured out.
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06-01-2005, 03:19 AM
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06-01-2005, 03:35 AM
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I'm serious. I think my wife bought the nuclear green or something last year instead of the smoothing blue or whatever. I had nuked nuts. Not to mention trying to dust down there without making a mess. I dusted one time and was wearing shorts and then go to leave in my H2 and when I get to where I am going and get back out. It looks like I spilled half a kilo on the sill plate when I had gotten in. I must have all just poured out of my shorts (I am boxers guy) when I lifted my leg up to get into the truck.
And I am not about to get a damn feather duster to dust my boys. So I am think the subject needs to be revisited so that we can catch up on the latest Gold Bond user tips.
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06-01-2005, 03:40 AM
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I think if you toss it up in the air and run through it... that gets it about right...? (Just don't inhale...)
...I've not seen this published, but my wife does something like this with perfume...
sheesh...
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06-01-2005, 03:46 AM
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06-01-2005, 06:21 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by H2GuyPerson:
Phew good thing my name is H2GuyPerson that H2GayPerson has it coming.. I mean the way he's forced to stick up for himself from all the jealous flaming board members that are in FlowerTower's little brown nosing crew.
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06-01-2005, 06:33 AM
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OMG, Paragon, I only read the first couple of pages of our thread and the Subaru thread. I have been laughing my a$$ off (out loud) for the last 15 minutes! I gotta get some sleep.
I've never tried the stuff. Maybe I should. I know that in my cycling club (with the tight lycra shorts) a lot of guys use chamois fat. They smear it on the “crotch chamois” in their shorts and gob it all over their "twins & tools." It's also designed to prevent sticking and chaffing. I've never tried it either. There’s just something about spending the day on a bicycle with some substance the consistency of Vasaline that doesn't really seem appealing. Who knows? Maybe I’m missing something.
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06-01-2005, 06:35 AM
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Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Buh bye, bitch.
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06-01-2005, 12:08 PM
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OMG, Paragon, I only read the first couple of pages of our thread and the Subaru thread. I have been laughing my a$$ off (out loud) for the last 15 minutes! I gotta get some sleep.
I've never tried the stuff. Maybe I should. I know that in my cycling club (with the tight lycra shorts) a lot of guys use chamois fat. They smear it on the “crotch chamois” in their shorts and gob it all over their "twins & tools." It's also designed to prevent sticking and chaffing. I've never tried it either. There’s just something about spending the day on a bicycle with some substance the consistency of Vasaline that doesn't really seem appealing. Who knows? Maybe I’m missing something.
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Chamois fat? NASTY! And anything with petrolium bas is bad too. Body glide is good stuff though! Works the same as your Chamois fat but better. Goes on like "BAN." 
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06-01-2005, 12:21 PM
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06-01-2005, 12:25 PM
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I've been into the Gold Bond ever since I picked it up out of cururiosity after the last threads. I love that stuff. I've even used it out back on really hot days and have had no problems! That stuff is awesome.
BTW, if you have a young son, tell him to slap some on. The reaction is priceless! 
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06-01-2005, 12:41 PM
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Kenny, I have to ask, how does yoir S/O like the taste? Does she make you shower it off before engaging?  |
06-01-2005, 12:44 PM
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Kenny, I have to ask, how does yoir S/O like the taste? Does she make you shower it off before engaging?
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Noneya' bizness. If I've been outside long enough to need GB, then I need a shower anyway.
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06-01-2005, 07:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2GuyPerson:
Phew good thing my name is H2GuyPerson that H2GayPerson has it coming.. I mean the way he's forced to stick up for himself from all the jealous flaming board members that are in FlowerTower's little brown nosing crew.
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Buh bye, bitch. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Tower, now everytime i pass a bicycler i'm gonna get this vision of fat grease smeared all over the guys nuts. I hope I lose this vision fast. |
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