Happy People at Starbucks

[JamesT]

These people are making me want to blow chunks. EVery day I play this freakin game.

Happy Person: Good morning, Welcome to StarbuckS. Would you like to try a blah blah blah or how about a blah blah blah?

Me: No, just a coffee.

Happy Person: OK then, how about a orange danish blah blah blah?

Me: No thanks.

Happy Person: Is that all then? Maybe a sandwich for later?

Me: NO!!!...just a coffee.

Happy Person: Thank you. Please drive around to the window. (NO SHIAT...I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU WHAT TO DO NEXT!!!!)

Ahhhhhhhhh......its 5:30 in the freakin morning. If I wanted a danish I'll freaken tell you! Just pour the dambed coffee and STFU!

Oh...and take that tip "box" and cram it up your ars you happy bitch!

Just because you got a college degree in "Humanities or "the Arts" and a stellar job pouring coffee doest give you the right to be so GD happy!:mad: :mad:

Whewww. I feel better. :o

[DDWH]

:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

[h2co-pilot]

Tell us how you really feel James.:jump:

Geez- go take a poop!:D

I am nice back and get complimentary stuff.:p

[usetosellhummer]

Must suck to be around you today

[Adam in CO]

These people are making me want to blow chunks. EVery day I play this freAkin game.

Quit going.

[JamesT]

Quit going.

Im addicted...I need that show Intervention to come help me :D

[Adam in CO]

Funny.

[K9sH3]

James.... lmao :jump:

2moro when you go, just tell them what ya told us. You may get a extra something in your coffee for free...


:giggling:

[Hmmm2]

James.... lmao :jump:

2moro when you go, just tell them what ya told us. You may get a extra something in your coffee for free...


:giggling:
:giggling:

[H2 Doberman]

I agree the james! I think they are getting high on their own supply.:beerchug:

[DR EVIL]

James -
I really think you need to have a cup of coffee or somethin before you go to starbucks and start spreadin the hate in the morning.

By the way someone here wants to know what they call their good plates? :confused:

[JamesT]

James -
I really think you need to have a cup of coffee or somethin before you go to starbucks and start spreadin the hate in the morning.

By the way someone here wants to know what they call their good plates? :confused:

I dont know what they call them...it cant be "CHINA" can it?

[Hmmm2]

I dont know what they call them...it cant be "CHINA" can it?
:jump: :jump:

[CO Hummer]

I hear ya James.

But it's better than the fast food restaurants we have here.

COH: I'd like two cheeseburgers, 2 smal fries, 1 chicken nuggets, 2 cokes, 1 mandarin chicked salad, 2 small frosties.

WENDYS Dude: What?


I get that every time. I say my whole order, then the genious says ... "what? can you repeat that".

You think as a drive thru clerk, with only one job in the freakin' world - that is, to take freakin orders - he'd be able to actually listen. :rolleyes:

[H2 Doberman]

I'm sure everyone gets this one!

Doberman: Let me get two cheeseburgers and a large coke.

Wait for it..........

Asshat: Do you want fries with that?

Doberman: If I wanted fries I would have freakin ordered them!!

It's not like I forgot that I wanted them.

I like how james pointed out that they tell you to drive around like you don't know where to go:)

[BKLYNH2]

when i walk into the door at my starbucks, my venti(aka large) coffee is poured by the time i make it to the counter. :p

by the way those breakfast samiches are pretty damn good too.

[Steve - SanJose]

try some 'ludes...

[K9sH3]

try some 'ludes...

SEND ME SOME!!!

:yawn:

[K9sH3]

I agree with James on that tip jar, WTF I want to knock it over.

[BlueTJCO]

:twak:

You all are going to argue over the service you recieve at a fast food resteraunt........:clapping:

James......... I'm just glad you didn't come here to ask advice on what to do with an employee that has enraged you........:D

[BlueTJCO]

I agree with James on that tip jar, WTF I want to knock it over.

you have the option to tip or not tip. Some people such as myself actually appreciate the coffee "dude" that makes my coffee in the morning and understand the **** money they make all while dealing with elitist *******s that then come to work and chat about them on the internet. All while they are just trying to make you a ****ing coffee and make a couple more cents an hour:fdance:

If you dont like to tipp, dont do it. But many of us dont have any issues with throwing a few extra pennies in a jar to help out someone at the end of the day that makes maybe 9 bucks and hour before taxes...

and had the guy been an ******* that didnt have anything to say, the same people would be whinning about the ****ty service they recieved while trying to get their coffee that morning and wondering why the starbucks kid didn't stroke their ego that morning before leaving. Whine about not getting good enough service, and then whine because the person taking your order is simply trying to do what his job is. He is in sales, and I think that it's more than likely his job to try to add on merchandise or what ever it may be when a customer is purchasing something. This is pretty damn simple to figure out, JAMES...I'm sure you want your printer techs to try to sell add on merchandise to your clients when out on a job? Dont you pay them an extra "bonus" or "incentive" for such a thing?

[3Hummer]

you have the option to tip or not tip. Some people such as myself actually appreciate the coffee "dude" that makes my coffee in the morning and understand the **** money they make all while dealing with elitist *******s that then come to work and chat about them on the internet. All while they are just trying to make you a ****ing coffee and make a couple more cents an hour:fdance:

If you dont like to tipp, dont do it. But many of us dont have any issues with throwing a few extra pennies in a jar to help out someone at the end of the day that makes maybe 9 bucks and hour before taxes...
:iagree: :iagree:

If you get that coffee or food or whatever it is that you want even the guy does ask a few extra questions that make you upset look at this way, when its all done you have what you want!!!:D

[K9sH3]

Not to continue with the argument here, and I do agree to a point about the dang tip jars, But it seems that everywhere you go now there is one. But now you have them in drive thru's.
Now-a-days everyone wants a tip, some at the starbucks in my town hold your change over the tip jar. Basically asking for it. Thats what I do not like!

And here is another tip that corp america has taken away, Papa Johns Pizza has added a built in tip when you have delivery, That does not go to the driver. They call it a delivery fee, the drivers call it less tip for them.

[JamesT]

you have the option to tip or not tip. I KNOW Some people such as myself actually appreciate the coffee "dude" that makes my coffee in the morning and understand the **** money they make all while dealing with elitist *******s STICKS AND STONES ... SO NOW WE ARE ALL ELITIST FAWKERS?t hat then come to work and chat about them on the internet. All while they are just trying to make you a ****ing coffee and make a couple more cents an hour:fdance: WHAAAAAAA:violin: :violin:

If you dont like to tipp, dont do it. OK THANKS FOR YOUR PERMISSION But many of us dont have any issues with throwing a few extra pennies in a jar to help out someone at the end of the day that makes maybe 9 bucks and hour before taxes...AGAIN...WHAAAAAA

and had the guy been an ******* that didnt have anything to say, the same people would be whinning about the ****ty service they recieved while trying to get their coffee that morning and wondering why the starbucks kid didn't stroke their ego that morning before leaving. Whine about not getting good enough service, and then whine because the person taking your order is simply trying to do what his job is. He is in sales, and I think that it's more than likely his job to try to add on merchandise or what ever it may be when a customer is purchasing something. This is pretty damn simple to figure out, JAMES...I'm sure you want your printer techs to try to sell add on merchandise to your clients when out on a job? Dont you pay them an extra "bonus" or "incentive" for such a thing? NOPE...WE DONT "UPSELL" ANYTHING. AND WHATS A "bonus" or "incentive" THEY HAVE A JOB. A GREAT JOB THAT PAYS WELL. IF THEY DONT LIKE IT THEN THEY CAN GO WORK AT...SAY MAYBE....STARBUCKS????:dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

[BlueTJCO]

And here is another tip that corp america has taken away, Papa Johns Pizza has added a built in tip when you have delivery, That does not go to the driver. They call it a delivery fee, the drivers call it less tip for them.

Who the **** are they to ask for tip anyways. They are just some loser pizza delivery driver that brings me my food because I'm to lazy to get out and get it myself. They dont deserve a ****ing tip. And to be honest with you, they are so damn happy everytime they show up to my house that it pisses me off and I'm not gonna tip them anymore anyhow!;)

[JamesT]

Who the **** are they to ask for tip anyways. They are just some loser pizza delivery driver that brings me my food because I'm to lazy to get out and get it myself. They dont deserve a ****ing tip. And to be honest with you, they are so damn happy everytime they show up to my house that it pisses me off and I'm not gonna tip them anymore anyhow!;)


THERE YOU GO!!!! :beerchug: THATS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT! NOW YOU SOUND LIKE AN ELITIEST ******ER!!!!

[BlueTJCO]

you have the option to tip or not tip. I KNOW Some people such as myself actually appreciate the coffee "dude" that makes my coffee in the morning and understand the **** money they make all while dealing with elitist *******s STICKS AND STONES ... SO NOW WE ARE ALL ELITIST FAWKERS?t hat then come to work and chat about them on the internet. All while they are just trying to make you a ****ing coffee and make a couple more cents an hour:fdance: WHAAAAAAA:violin: :violin:

If you dont like to tipp, dont do it. OK THANKS FOR YOUR PERMISSION But many of us dont have any issues with throwing a few extra pennies in a jar to help out someone at the end of the day that makes maybe 9 bucks and hour before taxes...AGAIN...WHAAAAAA

and had the guy been an ******* that didnt have anything to say, the same people would be whinning about the ****ty service they recieved while trying to get their coffee that morning and wondering why the starbucks kid didn't stroke their ego that morning before leaving. Whine about not getting good enough service, and then whine because the person taking your order is simply trying to do what his job is. He is in sales, and I think that it's more than likely his job to try to add on merchandise or what ever it may be when a customer is purchasing something. This is pretty damn simple to figure out, JAMES...I'm sure you want your printer techs to try to sell add on merchandise to your clients when out on a job? Dont you pay them an extra "bonus" or "incentive" for such a thing? NOPE...WE DONT "UPSELL" ANYTHING. AND WHATS A "bonus" or "incentive" THEY HAVE A JOB. A GREAT JOB THAT PAYS WELL. IF THEY DONT LIKE IT THEN THEY CAN GO WORK AT...SAY MAYBE....STARBUCKS????:dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

No JAMES, but you are an elitist bastard. Ever since the first thread I read a long time ago coming to the forums and asking everyones advice whether or not to fire an employee of yours.

You dont upsell anything? WOW!...


You now want to act like I'm whinning? I'm not whinning...I dont work at starbucks or serve anything. But I do read your posts as whinning and bitching because your little beautiful starbucks experience didn't quite go the way that the BIG TIME PRINTER COMPANY OWNER (CEO) if you will wanted it to. :crying:

I'm just using common sense, and saying that your a whinney bastard if it affected you so much you had to run to ELCOVA and whine about it. I'm sure 90% of anyone here agrees with you, but there are some as myself that see it as elitist whinning...

Here's a thought.......make your own ****ing coffee you whinney bitch. Thats what the starbucks employee should have told you!

[BlueTJCO]

THERE YOU GO!!!! :beerchug: THATS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT! NOW YOU SOUND LIKE AN ELITIEST ******ER!!!!

that was a joke dip ****:twak:

[JamesT]

No JAMES, but you are an elitist bastard. Ever since the first thread I read a long time ago coming to the forums and asking everyones advice whether or not to fire an employee of yours.

You dont upsell anything? WOW!...


You now want to act like I'm whinning? I'm not whinning...I dont work at starbucks or serve anything. But I do read your posts as whinning and bitching because your little beautiful starbucks experience didn't quite go the way that the BIG TIME PRINTER COMPANY OWNER (CEO) if you will wanted it to. :crying:

I'm just using common sense, and saying that your a whinney bastard if it affected you so much you had to run to ELCOVA and whine about it. I'm sure 90% of anyone here agrees with you, but there are some as myself that see it as elitist whinning...

Let me just say this.

I am rubber and you are glue. Everything you call me bounces off of me and sticks to you.

:clapping:

[BlueTJCO]

"These people are making me want to blow chunks. EVery day I play this freakin game.

Happy Person: Good morning, Welcome to StarbuckS. Would you like to try a blah blah blah or how about a blah blah blah?

Me: No, just a coffee.

Happy Person: OK then, how about a orange danish blah blah blah?

Me: No thanks.

Happy Person: Is that all then? Maybe a sandwich for later?

Me: NO!!!...just a coffee.

Happy Person: Thank you. Please drive around to the window. (NO SHIAT...I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU WHAT TO DO NEXT!!!!)

Ahhhhhhhhh......its 5:30 in the freakin morning. If I wanted a danish I'll freaken tell you! Just pour the dambed coffee and STFU!

Oh...and take that tip "box" and cram it up your ars you happy bitch!

Just because you got a college degree in "Humanities or "the Arts" and a stellar job pouring coffee doest give you the right to be so GD happy!:mad: :mad:

Whewww. I feel better. :o"


NOW THAT IS ELITIST...or are you just to ****ing smart to figure it out...?

Someone is doing there job, and being TOO happy for you.......:crying: :crying:

[K9sH3]

Who the **** are they to ask for tip anyways. They are just some loser pizza delivery driver that brings me my food because I'm to lazy to get out and get it myself. They dont deserve a ****ing tip. And to be honest with you, they are so damn happy everytime they show up to my house that it pisses me off and I'm not gonna tip them anymore anyhow!;)

LMAO! But I still tip them.
The ones here are older retired people trying to make ends meet, and yet they ARE always happy. Maybe it is that that are just happy to have a job. Hmmm, I am gonna ask them.

[JamesT]

Happy Person: Thank you. Please drive around to the window. (NO SHIAT...I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU WHAT TO DO NEXT!!!!)



NOW THAT IS ELITIST...or are you just to ****ing smart to figure it out...? YES. THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT.

Someone is doing there job, and being TOO happy for you.......:crying: :crying:[/quote]

[mdoyle]

I've taken an online survey given by Starbucks via random receipt printouts and several of the questions directly ask if you were greeted, asked to purchase additional items, ect. So from the sound of it, they're doing their job correctly at your local shop.

FWIW they have my drinks ready and muffins for the kids and even know how the order varies depending on whether it's a weekday or weekend.

Of course that's not as bad as having your voice recognized over the Burger King drive-thru speaker :giggling:

[JamesT]

Look...Im just pointing out that its freaking irratating at 5:30 im the a.m.

Gheez

Just for the record...I put $$ in the little tip box often. Now please stop calling me names. It hurts my feelings. :crying: :crying:

[CO Hummer]

Look...Im just pointing out that its freaking irratating at 5:30 im the a.m.

Gheez

I actually thought your rant was pretty funny and would like some more! :D

[PARAGON]

what is "starbucks"

[JamesT]

I actually thought your rant was pretty funny and would like some more! :D

Cool. I am going out for dinner tonight. I'll seee what I can do.

Be careful though, we dont want to piss off MOONPUPPET

[partsguy]

Cool. I am going out for dinner tonight. I'll seee what I can do.

Be careful though, we dont want to piss off MOONPUPPET
James stay out off Friendlys you'll pop a heart valve!:giggling: :D

[CO Hummer]

Cool. I am going out for dinner tonight. I'll see what I can do.

Pics or video, please.


And please give a tip this time. I mean, those burgerflippers have their habits to support.

[h2co-pilot]

Quote:
Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Pics or video, please.


And please give a tip this time. I mean, those burgerflippers have their habits to support.


Maybe that's why Moon is so mad.:giggling:

Anyone that is too cheery at the buttcrack of dawn is annoying- James was just venting...... I can tell you for a fact James helps out those in need. In fact- more than most I have ever met so character judgement isn't necessary.

I made 9.00 an hour in my second year of dental assisting.....fawk- I should have applied at Starbucks.:fdance:

[Big Gay Al]

Moonpuff why so angry? Did your lover forget to pull out last night?:giggling:

[H2 Doberman]

I think crotchcricket has some anger that has been building up inside toward James!

I have no problem helping people that actually need help, but I also feel like everyone is responsible for the path that they take. People need to take responsibility for their actions instead of wanting people to feel sorry for them. JamesT(CEO) if you want to call it is CEO because that is what he set out to do. Don't be pissed off because your a parts washer somewhere!

Either way it is funny as hell to read! Keep up the good work james:beerchug:

[PARAGON]

Moonpuff why so angry? Did your lover forget to pull out last night?:giggling:steriods

[CO Hummer]

Quote:
I made 9.00 an hour in my second year of dental assisting.....fawk- I should have applied at Starbucks.:fdance:

No kidding. These "poor kids" working for $7.00/hr make more than 2/3rd of the world's population. Yet they are whining for tips because those new PS3 games are REALLY, REALLY expensive. :eek: :rolleyes:

[Agriv8r]

I dont like Starbucks, 7-11 has better coffee.

[JamesT]

I dont like Starbucks, 7-11 has better coffee.

And there's no tip box! :jump:

[Mrs.ssippi]

And there's no tip box! :jump:Just non-English speaking terrorists.:giggling: ;)

[h2co-pilot]

Just non-English speaking terrorists.:giggling: ;)

:clapping: :jump:


No kidding. These "poor kids" working for $7.00/hr make more than 2/3rd of the world's population. Yet they are whining for tips because those new PS3 games are REALLY, REALLY expensive. :eek: :rolleyes:

exactly

[Mrs.ssippi]

No kidding. These "poor kids" working for $7.00/hr make more than 2/3rd of the world's population. Yet they are whining for tips because those new PS3 games are REALLY, REALLY expensive. :eek: :rolleyes:DS games :giggling:

[JamesT]

No kidding. These "poor kids" working for $7.00/hr make more than 2/3rd of the world's population. Yet they are whining for tips because those new PS3 games are REALLY, REALLY expensive. :eek: :rolleyes:

:iagree: :perfect10s: :beerchug: