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DennisAJC
02-20-2007, 12:38 AM
When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*


My wife was shocked and angry. I told her it's a traditional school song.

I would have taught him sooner or later. I couldn't stop laughing.:jump:
DRTYFN
02-20-2007, 12:46 AM
:jump: :jump: :jump:
NewHummerGuy
02-20-2007, 12:47 AM
The memories that brings back.....

think I will teach my 5yr old this week :beerchug:
DRTYFN
02-20-2007, 01:16 AM
Just remembered a verse.:giggling:

Some people think it's funny
But it's really hot and runny
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

I'll have to consult with my brothers for the rest of it.:jump:
h2co-pilot
02-20-2007, 02:27 AM
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DennisAJC
02-20-2007, 02:31 AM
When she thinks you're gonna pee
But you spurt right on her knees
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*


:jump:
KenP
02-20-2007, 02:52 AM
When you think you've got to fart
but instead you rip a shart
Diarrhea...
DRTYFN
02-20-2007, 03:28 AM
When you think you've got to fart
but instead you rip a shart
Diarrhea...
:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:



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We're not 9 or anything.:giggling:
Bully13
02-20-2007, 03:57 AM
climin' up a latter
Feel somthin' splatter
DennisAJC
02-20-2007, 04:10 AM
When she's giving you her best
Then you rip one on her chest
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*


:jump:
DRTYFN
02-20-2007, 04:14 AM
When you've eaten too much pumpkin
The you sit and get a blumpkin
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
h2co-pilot
02-20-2007, 05:30 AM
When you have a lil lump
and your pants are full of dump
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
DRTYFN
02-20-2007, 07:16 AM
When you have a lil lump
and your pants are full of dump
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
OMFG!!!!
DennisAJC
02-20-2007, 07:42 AM
When DRTY is next to you
And you slap his face with poo
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

:jump:
Hmmm2
02-20-2007, 07:47 AM
and don't forget ....

"When your underwear feel like slick cellophane,
and you've noticed a big icky stain ...
Diarrhea!*clap*clap*Diarrhea! *clap*clap*
frenzy1
02-20-2007, 07:48 AM
:jump: :jump: :jump:
GOOD SONG !!
DRTYFN
02-20-2007, 07:51 AM
and don't forget ....


You're done. :twak:
h2co-pilot
02-20-2007, 03:26 PM
When your drivin in your Chevy
and you feel something heavy
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
ROX
02-20-2007, 04:15 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

CHILDREN!
h2co-pilot
02-20-2007, 05:01 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

CHILDREN!

Rox is calling us some kids
but you know she's got the skidz
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

:jump:
NewHummerGuy
02-20-2007, 05:10 PM
When your driving down a trail
and you notice a funky smell
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
NewHummerGuy
02-20-2007, 05:11 PM
When the pucker factors high
and your shorts begin to slide
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
ROX
02-20-2007, 05:11 PM
Rox is calling us some kids
but you know she's got the skidz
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

:jump:you're the worst :jump: :jump:
Sewie
02-20-2007, 06:15 PM
Rox is calling us some kids
but you know she's got the skidz
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

:jump:



BAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! :jump:
NewHummerGuy
02-20-2007, 06:35 PM
Rox is calling us some kids
but you know she's got the skidz
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

:jump:





When your having a tea party
and you smell a squishy farty
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
h2co-pilot
04-30-2007, 09:47 PM
btt:giggling:
DRTYFN
04-30-2007, 09:49 PM
:giggling:
h2co-pilot
04-30-2007, 09:54 PM
http://216.127.90.69/doodie.com/pics/dmanplane.gif.04102007 (http://www.doodie.com/sendpostcard.php?date=04102007)
DRTYFN
04-30-2007, 10:16 PM
:fdance:
h2co-pilot
04-30-2007, 11:09 PM
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb041.gif

http://216.127.90.69/doodie.com/pics/turtle6.gif.03272007 (http://www.doodie.com/sendpostcard.php?date=03272007)
DennisAJC
04-30-2007, 11:34 PM
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb041.gif

http://216.127.90.69/doodie.com/pics/turtle6.gif.03272007 (http://www.doodie.com/sendpostcard.php?date=03272007)


On no you diun't!:jump:
KenP
05-01-2007, 12:49 AM
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb041.gif

http://216.127.90.69/doodie.com/pics/turtle6.gif.03272007 (http://www.doodie.com/sendpostcard.php?date=03272007)LMAO!!!
DRTYFN
05-01-2007, 01:02 AM
:giggling:
h2co-pilot
05-01-2007, 03:34 AM
http://216.127.90.69/doodie.com/pics/hesherun.gif.08232006 (http://www.doodie.com/sendpostcard.php?date=08232006)
h2co-pilot
05-01-2007, 03:35 AM
HAHA! I can't stop laughing.:D
http://216.127.90.69/doodie.com/pics/hesherun.gif.08232006 (http://www.doodie.com/sendpostcard.php?date=08232006)http://216.127.90.69/doodie.com/pics/hesherun.gif.08232006 (http://www.doodie.com/sendpostcard.php?date=08232006)http://216.127.90.69/doodie.com/pics/hesherun.gif.08232006 (http://www.doodie.com/sendpostcard.php?date=08232006)
DRTYFN
05-01-2007, 04:23 AM
BUWAHAHAHA!!!! I wish I could slip a smilie like that past the censors.:giggling:
http://216.127.90.69/doodie.com/pics/hesherun.gif.08232006
:jump:
K9sH3
05-01-2007, 04:44 AM
Sick puppies...... :clapping: :jump: :beerchug:
Agriv8r
05-01-2007, 03:53 PM
pretty crappy thread...