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09-19-2003, 01:24 AM
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Gettin my dick out my boyfriend's dad's ass. I don't want my lover to come home and see me like this!
I ask here because it was my "Super Small Penis Yellow" Hummer on 22's that first attracted my big hunk of man meat to me! Any special lube you H2 guys use? I know most of you will never wheel your huge-worthless SUVs but just do what you usually do and act like an expert though you have no real world experince.
Bwaa hahahahaha!!!
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09-19-2003, 05:55 AM
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover
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09-19-2003, 01:06 PM
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remember guys, he's really rich and lives in a bigger house than me. Wow, I'm so impressed... I bet he still looks like that though... You can't buy class.
'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
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09-22-2003, 08:24 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Buckeye Hummer:
I changed my mind, you're invitation is now revoked. I want to hang with intelligent people during our run, business owners and the like. But, guess what? I will stop by and order some chicken mcnuggets from you after we're done. Actually I'll order now since you're here; can I get a 20 piece chicken mcnugget and a large coke? I don't need any sauce thanks.
Well, another 7586 hours of that **** and you guys can buy an H2 (before withholdings), which is what you really want to do or you wouldn't hang around on a Hummer site.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
lol
and I'll take a double wopper combo from the other guy...lol
dang, I'm hungry now...
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09-22-2003, 10:58 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Buckeye Hummer:
Sorry Mike, I was born and raised in Columbus ergo the name Buckeye but have drifted westward for a dustier more polluted and most important, more fun environment.
So, if you travel this way we can go out. I will let you drive my wife's Tahoe and follow me in the H2. Since they're the same we should be ok.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
that would be pretty sweet, but I don't know how I would do driving someone elses rig...
check out my pics, and you may change your mind 
is your h2 locked?
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09-22-2003, 03:27 AM
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I can understand a MASSIVE rival between
KIA vs TOYOTA
or
HYUNDAI vs TOYOTA
But come on guys!!! you must be dreamin!
It`s tough to swallow since it`s not within your reach but be fair!
Regardless of WHAT YOU TYPE.....You know in you heart, the H2 rules. Sorry.
He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
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09-19-2003, 02:17 AM
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Hey Dennis,
These two guys remind me of the pussy's I used to beat up in High School. It's easy to hide behind the internet gay boys. Apparently you are together in the same room playing with each other. Have fun!
BTW, saying "how may I help you" at Taco Bell 8 hours a day won't buy you an H2 so keep dreaming.
Or as butthead would say "Uhhhhhh, these guys are like playing with each other"
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09-19-2003, 09:28 AM
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TRD Tough:
And one of the fellas:
Need I continue?
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SUT on order since 12/02 - 9 months to go!
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09-22-2003, 09:19 PM
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Sorry Mike, I was born and raised in Columbus ergo the name Buckeye but have drifted westward for a dustier more polluted and most important, more fun environment.
So, if you travel this way we can go out. I will let you drive my wife's Tahoe and follow me in the H2. Since they're the same we should be ok.
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09-19-2003, 03:58 PM
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Dennis,
You're killing me with those pics 
This skinny dude holding the schaeffer lite with the Ray Ban copies is absolutely priceless. Some times it's worth it when these low rents come in. It makes for some serious fun.
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09-19-2003, 05:04 AM
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Taco, bean burrito - what's the difference? Still JUNK food.
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09-19-2003, 02:09 AM
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Just keep this in mind....
We got what you want! MUWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
So keep it in your Dad`s Ass...That`s the closest to mud you`ll ever get!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
P.S. Don`t worry about your lover...I ran over his foot.
He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
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09-19-2003, 04:33 PM
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Ya know this forum wouldn't be as fun if an occasional troll didn't come around. Where have they gone back under their rock. I've been laughing my ass off readin this thread.
Dan from Alabama.
I thought that tacos were so light that they floated like the old bugs. Dennis, your pictures have set me straight.
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09-22-2003, 03:55 AM
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Dennis,
It's nice to have both wired and ready to go should you need it. As you know, on the front receiver you have to drop the pin down through the top. First, the second hole was stopping the pin from dropping all the way through so I had to hammer the end a bit so it would just slide by. Second, if you need to remove the winch from the front for storage or to the rear for use the pin is tough to get out. Maybe we have different pins but on mine you really can't reach your finger in there to get it, so what I have that is very cool is a magnetic wand that I stick in there and it grabs it so I can pull it out. If you have the same problem maybe you can pick one of those up.
Also, I'm not sure if warn makes locks for the winch to prevent theft but it just so turns out that my Thule rac n loc bike rack has an identical size pin so I can use the lock that comes with this for my winch! The lock is truly unbreakable so they would need to remove all of the bolts from the cradle to get it off and away.
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09-19-2003, 02:54 AM
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I had a taco the other day. It gave me gas...
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09-20-2003, 06:45 PM
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This one is meant for direct wiring to the battery installed up front. If I need to move it to the back, I can`t. Thus the disconnect.
I ran the rear cable kit already. **** I hope I`m doing the right thing. 
He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
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09-19-2003, 04:44 AM
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that proves it...my truck sucks. I'm selling my H1! -- wait a minute, I have an H2 and this is an H2 forum...oops.
I guess I'll have to apologize for some of my friends here on this forum for accusing these nice people of being childish and immature. Just showing up in a forum and right off the bat posting an intelligent and coherent comment such as "glorifiedtahoes?" did certainly does not warrant the mean-spirited responses these horrible H2 owners have given them (or you). I'm also happy for you that you are so incredibly wealthy and still drive a taco. You are definately a champion of the common man.
Won't you please grace us with your presence and come wheel with us so we can see how grossly inadequate our tahoes really are. You could be a valuable asset on the trails, pulling our trucks out of all the sticky situations we get them into.
ronb
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09-19-2003, 05:53 AM
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MUWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover
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09-19-2003, 02:46 AM
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ha ha this is good ****, yall are the biggest group of douch bags yuppy ****sticks i have ever seen, what do you consider "wheeling" thos overgrown happy meals on wheels?? LOL, going to the grocery with speed bumps does NOT count LOL, dont make me put a tire on your hood,
H2's suck, want a real rig get a taco!
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09-19-2003, 05:59 AM
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Great pics Dennis! Nearly spewed Guiness all over the keyboard!
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