Greg Diesel.....does my ass look fat in these pants?

[BlueTJCO]

Originally Posted by GregDiesel

Yeah no crap! I'd love to lift weights and polish wheels while I'm on the clock!

I'm really not proud of it because I'm under achieving and could be working much harder......but for some reason I'm comfortable where I'm at and going to school part time...

but my job is the "real life" officespace man........My day is 8am to 5pm:

But here is how it goes.....

I am always on time, that is given...But the first half hour is usually spent making coffee and taking a dump

then I'm off to my office where I sit on the PC (internet) til about 11am and head off to lunch. I'll come back from lunch anytimt between 1pm and 2pm and see if I have any "work" to do for the day. Most of the new agents builds for this quarter have already shipped so I have nothing to do unless the network takes a hit...............Elcova, Colorado4x4, Foxnews, Tomshardware......all over the damn place on the internet.......sometimes I take my jeep into the field across the street and do a little mudding. Lots of times I hit golf balls into that field and then retrieve them all only to hit them all again a couple times..............

Then 4pm comes around and after a quick inventory check on hardware....I leave

......funny thing is......I'm one of the 8 employees that work there out of around 70 that got a raise this year