Truck Balls Banning

[h2co-pilot]

I think they are nasty and I'm glad.

A Story


I was driving one day and my son started laughing hysterically. I was looking around in a WTF state. Then he started howling "Balls. HAHA....balls!! Those are BALLS!!!"

"What are you talking about?" (thinking of the time he was learning to read and read "Extra low pricks" instead of prices.... or died laughing when we went to "Dicks" sporting goods)

I was still clueless. My little girl was in the back seat- laughing but she didn't know what my son was laughing at.

"Balls Mom, you know... Nuts....TESTES!!!!! Look! HAHA! They are swinging hahahahahaha"

I looked right ahead at inspection sticker hieght and saw the big black ball bag swinging under the trailer hitch of a lifted truck. Biting a whole in my tongue from trying not to chuckle. I think they even had veins.

My beautiful 2 yr old little blue eyed cherub in the back started parroting "TESTEEEZ. BALLS!! Tee hee"

Just hearing her say that made me want to chuckle. But, had to refrain and explain somethings but not explain some things.

Needless to say they make an ordinary drive with children uncomfortable.