Dallas sucks.

[CO Hummer]

I just landed in Texas about 2 hours ago. I could hardly wait to get into my rental car and turn on AM 1310 sports radio.

Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!! All the sniveling, wailing, and gnashing of teeth is hilarious. The people I'm working with hardly even talk about the game.

SERVES YOU RIGHT, COWPIES. Next time, don't lay down and die like little girls against the Redskins. My Vikes are toasting the Giants right now.

And the absolute icing on the cake is listening to the T.O. interview. I swear, he sounded like Tower begging DRTY to get back into Elcova.