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03-08-2006, 03:05 AM
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Car Talk (national radio show) rants... I mean rates the H2... ( link)
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The Hummer H2 simply represents the worst parts of our national personality, in one, ugly, gas-guzzling hunk of metal. It's brutish, arrogant, huge, ostentatious, selfish, and wasteful. Oh, and did we mention ugly?
This is a vehicle a guy buys (and it's almost all guys) to compensate for something else. It's such a sad statement that says "I have very little self worth." Why else would a poser drop $50,000 big ones to pretend he's in the army? I mean, something is missing from his life, don't you think?
So rather than rude gestures or angry rhetoric, we recommend sympathy. When you see a guy drive by in a Hummer, shake your head, furrow your brow, and say "you poor, poor man."
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03-08-2006, 03:11 AM
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It's brutish, arrogant, huge, ostentatious, selfish, and wasteful.
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03-08-2006, 03:19 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Racer-X:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">It's brutish, arrogant, huge, ostentatious, selfish, and wasteful.
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Sounds like a good review to me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
dman he must have seen my Pedro.......  that ones for you hummbebe.......: |
03-08-2006, 03:55 AM
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Kind of funny how the Jeep has been in the Army long before Hummer, yet they never criticize the Jeep.
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03-08-2006, 04:07 AM
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I bought ours to compensate. So what's wrong with that? 
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03-08-2006, 04:20 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Albie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Racer-X:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">It's brutish, arrogant, huge, ostentatious, selfish, and wasteful.
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Sounds like a good review to me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
dman he must have seen my Pedro....... that ones for you hummbebe.......: </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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03-08-2006, 07:25 AM
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Hey, I resemble those comments
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03-08-2006, 03:31 PM
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sounds good to me
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03-08-2006, 03:37 PM
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Very good review...I always knew I was an *******, this just confirms it! I guess I will call my wife and tell her...
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03-08-2006, 03:48 PM
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Brought a tear to my eye. I am flattered.
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03-08-2006, 06:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by CampMaster:
Car Talk (national radio show) rants... I mean rates the H2... (link)
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">The Hummer H2 simply represents the worst parts of our national personality, in one, ugly, gas-guzzling hunk of metal. It's brutish, arrogant, huge, ostentatious, selfish, and wasteful. Oh, and did we mention ugly?
This is a vehicle a guy buys (and it's almost all guys) to compensate for something else. It's such a sad statement that says "I have very little self worth." Why else would a poser drop $50,000 big ones to pretend he's in the army? I mean, something is missing from his life, don't you think?
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</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Why is it that the have-nots always try to go for the penis size? You can't have anything nice without it being about your ween. That's such a primitive attempt at denigrating a perceived potential mating rival. It's a tactic that's very commonly observed occurring between females in primitive tribes. They try to make sure that a potential rival is perceived as unworthy of a desired mate's attention.
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03-08-2006, 07:01 PM
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Agreed-
Buy a Vette-
Buy a Viper-
Buy a Hummer-
Buy a Ferrari-
Damn...I would think if that were true I'd sport about 22 inches buy now.
For those who believe that, I truly appreciate your concern for my winkey. It is flattered.
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03-08-2006, 07:17 PM
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So what are women compensating for when they buy a Hummer?
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03-08-2006, 07:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
So what are women compensating for when they buy a Hummer?
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For having poor aim and splattering when peeing. |
03-08-2006, 07:37 PM
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I say **** the ****in ****er's
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03-08-2006, 11:55 PM
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What can you say when they are impressed by a Subaru. Maybe they would match 'length' for pink slips, but who the hell wants to drive a Subaru.
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03-09-2006, 01:11 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by MONSTERMATT:
sounds good to me
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03-09-2006, 01:16 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
So what are women compensating for when they buy a Hummer?
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03-09-2006, 01:22 AM
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Boy I must be compensating because my great job, nice house, loving family and money in the bank sucks and isn't enough I guess.
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