Good Advice

[Orbital H2]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">ONE. Give people more than they deserve and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love their money. As you get older, you need to trade in for a newer model

THREE. Don't believe anything you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, "Fu(k you," mean it.

FIVE. Never say, "I'm sorry," you didn’t do anything wrong.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get a new girlfriend.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. Then check her bank account

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have a sense of reality.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but you can get even.

TEN.. In disagreements, don’t fight fairly, life is not fair. No name calling it shows you lost, us a hand gun.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives, their friends are a good indication that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

TWELVE. Talk slowly because you cannot think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and say, "that’s nice" it’s the southern way of saying you are an idiot and you need to be shot

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk, make sure that you mitigate those risk by having several spare female units and use someone else’s money .

FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone say something stupid. Same basic meaning as lucky number thirteen

SIXTEEN. When you lose, get even

SEVENTEEN. Remember the four R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions and sniper rifles level the playing field .

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship, make sure you put some money on it.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to transfer blame.

TWENTY. laugh when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice and become self conscious and lose their train of thought.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone, get to know your weapons and plan a good strategy.
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