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There is a Scottish truck driver – well he gets sick and tired of the rat race – so he sells his truck and buys a little ranch in the middle of nowhere in Texas.
He sits there for three months gazing out over the prairie.
“Buggar this is boring” he thinks to himself.
Suddenly in the distance he sees a dust cloud coming over the horizon – ten minutes later a cowboy looking fella rides up on a horse.
“Howdy” says the fella on the horse “I’m your nearest neighbor – just thought I would come over and be neighborly”.
The Scotsman is delighted – “ Christ I’ve nae seen a soul for three months – yer more than welcome me old mate”
“Well to welcome you to the area I have come over to invite you to a party at my place on Saturday night” says the cowboy.
“But there are three things I need to warn you about my parties” says the Cowboy.
“First – there is a hell of a lot of drinking”
“Nae problem to me” says the Scotsman.
“Second – there is a hell of a lot of fighting”
“I was born fighting” says the Scotsman.
“Third – there is a hell of a lot of sex”
“I’ve been alone here for three months – don’t worry about me” says the Scotsman.
“Excellent – I’ll see you Saturday night at seven then” says the Cowboy as he gets back on his horse to ride off.
“Aye – just one question before ye go – what should I wear to this party” says the Scotsman.
The cowboy looks at him and says “Hell I don’t give a **** – there’s only going to be the two of us”.
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08-18-2005, 01:43 AM
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