good reply to hummer hater coments

[dеiтайожни]

It all depends on what their complaint is, but in any case you must be creative and have fun with them and/or further piss them off, scare them or worse ().

Not bad. Haven't had a need to use it yet.

S.

[H3PAC]

Wasting gas? My Hummer runs on ignorance, and you just topped off my tank.

[dеiтайожни]

When someone flips you off while driving...

Follow them until they go home, make it somewhat obvious, snap a few pictures of them if you want.

Park in front of their house, start taking pictures of their house from outside of your truck.

Call up a friend and have them bring:
Pup tent
Full bottlenose dolphin costume
a manual can opener
3 containers of tuna
a butane lighter
small electric latern
2 coffee filters
a popular magazine in spanish
a half roll of duct tape
2 pairs of pliers

Put on the dolphin costume, setup your tent in their front yard. Fill it with your supplies.

Wait.

[NEOCON1]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

When someone flips you off while driving...

Follow them until they go home, make it somewhat obvious, snap a few pictures of them if you want.

Park in front of their house, start taking pictures of their house from outside of your truck.

Call up a friend and have them bring:
Pup tent
Full bottlenose dolphin costume
a manual can opener
3 containers of tuna
a butane lighter
small electric latern
2 coffee filters
a popular magazine in spanish
a half roll of duct tape
2 pairs of pliers

Put on the dolphin costume, setup your tent in their front yard. Fill it with your supplies.

Wait.

WTF LMAO

[H3PAC]

Then what? What happens? I can't stand waiting. TELL US NOW!

[marin8703]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

When someone flips you off while driving...

Follow them until they go home, make it somewhat obvious, snap a few pictures of them if you want.

Park in front of their house, start taking pictures of their house from outside of your truck.

Call up a friend and have them bring:
Pup tent
Full bottlenose dolphin costume
a manual can opener
3 containers of tuna
a butane lighter
small electric latern
2 coffee filters
a popular magazine in spanish
a half roll of duct tape
2 pairs of pliers

Put on the dolphin costume, setup your tent in their front yard. Fill it with your supplies.

Wait.

good ones everyone, i havent had the chance to try these out, but i probably will soon.

[H3PAC]

OK, here's another idea. If you're parked on the side of the road and and some bleedingheartfingerwagginghomosexualtreehugger badmouths your Hummer:

Immediately restart your vehicle before going any further and let it idle, telling the little faggot that you intend to maximize your contribution to global warming. Then, go to the the back of your vehicle and pull out your chain saw. Make sure you put too much 2-stroke oil in it so that it produces a choking, black cloud and then saw down the nicest tree you can find. Ideally, select one with a spotted owl nesting in it. Pour any remaining gasoline/oil in creek. Use the tree to make a large bat, then reach back into your vehicle, pull out a cuddly little seal pup and club it to death. As you wave goodbye and depart, be sure to leave the roadway and grind your tire treads over as many endangered wildflowers as possible.

Fuel burned while idling: $4
Chain saw, fuel, oil, live seal pup $347
NRA Member and Have a Nice Day bumper stickers $1
The expression on granolabreath's face in your rear view mirror: Priceless

[dеiтайожни]

[Alan06SUT]

I just wave and act extremely nice to them, even letting them in, etc. It confuses the **** out of them. It turns them into the jackass. Never stoop to their level. I.e. Leterman vs. O'rielly.

[rjmoose]

Originally Posted by H3PAC

OK, here's another idea. If you're parked on the side of the road and and some bleedingheartfingerwagginghomosexualtreehugger badmouths your Hummer:

Immediately restart your vehicle before going any further and let it idle, telling the little faggot that you intend to maximize your contribution to global warming. Then, go to the the back of your vehicle and pull out your chain saw. Make sure you put too much 2-stroke oil in it so that it produces a choking, black cloud and then saw down the nicest tree you can find. Ideally, select one with a spotted owl nesting in it. Pour any remaining gasoline/oil in creek. Use the tree to make a large bat, then reach back into your vehicle, pull out a cuddly little seal pup and club it to death. As you wave goodbye and depart, be sure to leave the roadway and grind your tire treads over as many endangered wildflowers as possible.

Fuel burned while idling: $4
Chain saw, fuel, oil, live seal pup $347
NRA Member and Have a Nice Day bumper stickers $1
The expression on granolabreath's face in your rear view mirror: Priceless

You have no idea how hard I am laughing right now. I keep giggling like a little girl every time I read this post!!!