Words Of Wisdom..

[CO Hummer]

There are plenty of stupid questions, so don't open your pie-hole until you're sure it's a good one.

[KenP]

As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.

She's got more wrinkles than an elephants scrotum.

Don't be as tight as a camel's ass in a sand storm.

She's strocked more wood then a furniture polisher.

As confused as a blind lesbian at a fish market.

As worn out as a cucumber in a convent.