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Wanted:
I'm looking for a new girlfriend. She needs to be at least 25 years old but not over 40. She must be healthy, have money, like HUMMERS, like camping, like photography, like cooking, like scifi movies, be really into sex and pleasing me, must be obedient, must not like plays or opera. I prefer someone of asian decent, should not be taller the 5'3", should be fair of skin color, have perfect english, no kids, knows when not to talk a lot, should have an almost barbie like figure, must be totally sane, should enjoy spicy foods, salads, all types of fish, NO DRUGS, should like woodworking, also freshwater fishing and know how to clean a fish, does not need her own boat,
more to follow...
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02-23-2007, 05:15 PM
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You forgot.....
Deaf,
Dumb,
Oversexed,
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Own a liquor store.  |
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Deaf,
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Yeah ! I forgot that... THANKS
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Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
I'm looking for a new girlfriend. She needs to be at least 25 years old but not over 40. She must be healthy, have money, like HUMMERS, like camping, like photography, like cooking, like scifi movies, be really into sex and pleasing me, must be obedient, must not like plays or opera. I prefer someone of asian decent, should not be taller the 5'3", should be fair of skin color, have perfect english, no kids, knows when not to talk a lot, should have an almost barbie like figure, must be totally sane, should enjoy spicy foods, salads, all types of fish, NO DRUGS, should like woodworking, also freshwater fishing and know how to clean a fish, does not need her own boat,
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Are you bored again and trying to get another attention? Here in Cali, especially in the bay area, I'm pretty sure there are hundreds of those (tree huggers). |
02-23-2007, 06:30 PM
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Are you bored again and trying to get another attention? Here in Cali, especially in the bay area, I'm pretty sure there are hundreds of those (tree huggers). |
Yes, there are. Here's one that volunteered to take care of Ducky.
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She is a wild thing....
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gross... woodshed worthy?
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I'm in love...
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Just one question......
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Yes, there are. Here's one that volunteered to take care of Ducky.
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! POWN3D!!!!
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Yes, there are. Here's one that volunteered to take care of Ducky.
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Is that bikini top a pair of parasails?
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I'm in love again...
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If when you find her she has a sister let me know cause it sounds like what I'm looking for . Regards The Rebel
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with those specific criteria your never gonna find anyone. unless you pay for her that is.
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I'm looking for a new girlfriend. She needs to be at least 25 years old but not over 40. She must be healthy, have money, like HUMMERS, like camping, like photography, like cooking, like scifi movies, be really into sex and pleasing me, must be obedient, must not like plays or opera. I prefer someone of asian decent, should not be taller the 5'3", should be fair of skin color, have perfect english, no kids, knows when not to talk a lot, should have an almost barbie like figure, must be totally sane, should enjoy spicy foods, salads, all types of fish, NO DRUGS, should like woodworking, also freshwater fishing and know how to clean a fish, does not need her own boat,
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Geeeez RYD. It takes a lot of chutzpah to start a thread like this.
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