My girlfriend wants a prius

[zoe1]

Hey, are y'all men here? I thought Ducky was a gal due to the handle (I'm a little slow and now understand the joke here). Now I'm thinking I'm seeing the errors of my ways and why we're having trouble communicating. You know, the whole men are from mars and women are from venus thing.

[dеiтайожни]

Originally Posted by zoe1

Hey, are y'all men here?

She's from the South, get her!!

[usetosellhummer]

The day of big american labor are gone. as we import more hi tec workers that will soon disapear. get good and selling, cleaning, fixing, and cooking stuff. It's the future. I make a mean grilled chez

Originally Posted by usetosellhummer

The day of big american labor are gone. as we import more hi tec workers that will soon disapear. get good and selling, cleaning, fixing, and cooking stuff. It's the future. I make a mean grilled chez

Whatever, I've heard the doom and gloom. (Thankfully I don't live in Detroit)

[zoe1]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

She's from the South, get her!!

Yes, that's where I'm located.....not in Illinois. You guys go there to find me. I'm somewhere in the Everglades. K?

[dеiтайожни]

Originally Posted by zoe1

Yes, that's where I'm located.....not in Illinois. You guys go there to find me. I'm somewhere in the Everglades. K?

I have a pet alligator.

[zoe1]

Seems people from FL have lots of exotic pets. I know someone there that has a pet pig. Only he feeds his pet fruit and veggies while it's obvious to me that you're wanting to feed your alligator a human named Zoe.

[dеiтайожни]

Originally Posted by zoe1

Seems people from FL have lots of exotic pets. I know someone there that has a pet pig. Only he feeds his pet fruit and veggies while it's obvious to me that you're wanting to feed your alligator a human named Zoe.

So you're not in the Everglades! That narrows it down to Tennessee or Alabama. Don't worry, my alligator only likes to eat hairy monkey girls. If you're not as liberal/hippy as your vehicle choice implies you are, you'll be fine.

[zoe1]

D'oh. I meant my neighbor here in Florida has a pet pig.

And, I may be a little liberal, but I'm not a hippy. Those two adjectives shouldn't be so readily intertwined.

Isn't it good to see that a bunch of conservative Hummer owners can wind up appreciating a liberal with an environmental bend? (I hope I'm not being too presumptuous.) Be careful or I'll start daily threads about how you too can help save our planet.

Good night. I'm retiring for the evening. I'll try to make it back tomorrow as I'm sure you will miss me if I don't.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Originally Posted by zoe1

Seems people from FL have lots of exotic pets. I know someone there that has a pet pig. Only he feeds his pet fruit and veggies while it's obvious to me that you're wanting to feed your alligator a human named Zoe.

Zoe, my love... so your female...whatca doin tonite...do you want to meet me at "ROBERT IS HERE"?

[DennisAJC]

I love the RYD backpeddle the moment he finds out Zoe is a female.

As charming as a pile of used tampons baking in the Florida sun you think you are RYD, I don't think she's interested in you.

[zoe1]

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky

Zoe, my love... so your female...whatca doin tonite...do you want to meet me at "ROBERT IS HERE"?

Ducky, you were the one that scared me most, but now I see that you probably can't move so fast. And, because you're usually not dressed, you'll be arrested before you find me anyways.

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

I have a pet alligator.

4H club member?