My girlfriend wants a prius

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Originally Posted by zoe1

Seems people from FL have lots of exotic pets. I know someone there that has a pet pig. Only he feeds his pet fruit and veggies while it's obvious to me that you're wanting to feed your alligator a human named Zoe.

So you're not in the Everglades! That narrows it down to Tennessee or Alabama. Don't worry, my alligator only likes to eat hairy monkey girls. If you're not as liberal/hippy as your vehicle choice implies you are, you'll be fine.